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shadowlink
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12 May 2008, 1:51 am

In Soviet Russia Toilet paper wipes you!

Ana54
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12 May 2008, 7:52 am

In Soviet Russia, you prescribe drugs for the shrink.

In Soviet Russia, you counsel the shrink.

In Soviet Russia, you eat the bear.

In Soviet Russia, you kill the murderers.

In Soviet Russia, you attack the dog.

In Soviet Russia, the goverment hates YOU.

In Soviet Russia, the gas pumps YOU.

In Soviet Russia, supplies buy YOU.

In Soviet Russia, apartment rent YOU.

MrSinister
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12 May 2008, 7:53 am

In Soviet Russia, telemarketers ring YOU!

... wait a minute, that can't be right.

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darkstone100
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12 May 2008, 7:56 am

in soviet russia, cd burns you!

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One-Winged-Angel
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23 Feb 2010, 10:39 pm

In Soviet Russia, Hell burns in you!

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IdahoRose
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23 Feb 2010, 11:14 pm

In Soviet Russia, gum chews you!

Roxas_XIII
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23 Feb 2010, 11:17 pm

In Soviet Russia, dead thread revives YOU!

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Happy New Year from WP's resident fortune-teller! May the cards be ever in your favor.

GoonSquad
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24 Feb 2010, 12:04 am

MrSinister wrote:

In Soviet Russia, telemarketers ring YOU!

... wait a minute, that can't be right.

In Soviet Russia, the bears feed YOU!

Ahh... the good old days.

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No man is free who is not master of himself.~Epictetus

PLA
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24 Feb 2010, 2:14 am

In Soviet Russia, Bidoof get sick of YOU!

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"Everyone loves the dolphin. A bitter shark - emerging from it's cold depths - doesn't stand a chance." This is hyperbol.

"Run, Jump, Fall, Limp off, Try Harder."

Frosteh
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24 Feb 2010, 6:19 am

In Soviet Russia, coffee drinks you.

CockneyRebel
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25 Feb 2010, 8:27 am

The flag is red.

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The Family Schlager

Ambivalence
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25 Feb 2010, 9:34 am

In Soviet Russia, overly long gag abuses you.

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No one has gone missing or died.

The year is still young.

Actuary
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25 Feb 2010, 12:47 pm

In Soviet Russia, the beds wet you!

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But I have promises to keep,
And miles to go before I sleep,
And miles to go before I sleep.

Kajjie
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25 Feb 2010, 1:11 pm

In Soviet Russia, sentence reverses YOU!

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Asp-Z
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25 Feb 2010, 1:18 pm

In America, the corporations control the government! In Soviet Russia, the government controls the corporations!

In Soviet Russia, the headphones listen to you!

In Soviet Russia, the forums post on you!

CockneyRebel
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25 Feb 2010, 2:51 pm

The money spends YOU.

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