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SamuraiSaxen
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22 Mar 2007, 1:15 am

I sentence you to be naked until my hair grows

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22 Mar 2007, 1:32 am

I sentence you to 1000 Barney videos.

Maybe that's too mean, you can opt for being naked in public for the next five years instead.

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22 Mar 2007, 1:34 am

I sentence you to wear a Barney costume

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22 Mar 2007, 1:36 am

I sentence you to to wearing a Baby Bop costume for the duration of *my* sentence.

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22 Mar 2007, 2:26 am

i sentence you to have your cat replaced with a dog :twisted:

SamuraiSaxen
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22 Mar 2007, 5:20 am

I sentence you to be pocked until you die

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23 Mar 2007, 11:34 pm

to close confinement with Boy George

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24 Mar 2007, 12:49 am

I sentence you to sit in a cactus until the end of the world

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24 Mar 2007, 1:09 am

I sentence you to a life of living on a farm in Denmark, with kangaroos that eat oranges.

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24 Mar 2007, 3:24 am

I sentence you to destroy your Routemasters collection

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24 Mar 2007, 6:09 am

For sleeping on the job, I sentence you to seppeku.

Bad samurai.

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24 Mar 2007, 7:08 am

i sentance you to quit smoking

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24 Mar 2007, 8:01 am

Gilb wrote:

i sentance you to quit smoking

That's cruel and unusual punishment. Can't I just get hard labor or Chinese water torture or something?

I sentence you to a fair and usual punishment... being NT.

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24 Mar 2007, 8:18 am

I stence you to run 2 miles in under 15 minutes :!:

Gilb wrote:

i have to sentence you to 2 weeks with quagmire

I commit suicide :!:

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24 Mar 2007, 4:18 pm

I sentence anyone who would sentence anyone to being NT to being NT.

Wait a minute.

I sentence all of us to be non NT!

That is better.

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24 Mar 2007, 6:11 pm

marbledog wrote:

For sleeping on the job, I sentence you to seppeku.

Bad samurai.

The correct word is "seppuku"

I sentence you to commit suicide with a plastic bag

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