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08 Feb 2015, 4:34 pm

your feet have microbes all over them.

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08 Feb 2015, 11:53 pm

you have made every third male goose want to sing in ladino tomorrow.

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08 Feb 2015, 11:54 pm

you have saliva in your mouth.

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17 Feb 2015, 8:20 am

Something and nothing are the many repeals about that you should shout and whisker about
in your many and Lunar and groking unreal whispers of the thread of your beard that wants to be herded

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17 Feb 2015, 6:09 pm

you have hair follicles on your head.

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18 Feb 2015, 6:01 am

ther'e is something frolicking apon you

I won't say it's nits because it might be nats

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18 Feb 2015, 4:01 pm

your cilia are undulating.

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19 Feb 2015, 10:43 am

Cod-piece salad.

If you're not bald, then that's an impressive collection of forehead. How long does it take to wash your face? Where do you stop?

And the supposedly Canadian: Your Mom's a nice lady.

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19 Feb 2015, 10:50 am

I would rather have a case of seam-ripping flatulence then spend one minute in your presence.

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19 Feb 2015, 2:13 pm

I would rather blow up like a balloon than fart in your general direction

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19 Feb 2015, 2:16 pm

I would rather be given a balloon blown up by a fart than meet you people in real life.

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19 Feb 2015, 2:17 pm

I wouldn't even bother popping that balloon with a lighter.

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19 Feb 2015, 3:22 pm

Your supraorbital ridge is like a fungus on a piece of rotting wood.

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19 Feb 2015, 3:24 pm

your hair wiggles.

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20 Feb 2015, 10:22 am

There's brackish water in your eyes.

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20 Feb 2015, 10:26 am

'I hope all your rabbits die'.

'Your face looks like a bulldog chewing wasps'.

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