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08 Dec 2006, 7:53 pm

Because they love each other.

Why is it when we talk to God we're praying -- but when God talks to us, we're schizophrenic?

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08 Dec 2006, 8:03 pm

It's just the way it goes, really. Just ask the penguins.

Is the way I see green the way you see green? Or is the way I see green the way you see red?

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09 Dec 2006, 3:24 am

well it looks like i am seeing green the way you see green cause your post is green on my computer or maybe an optition made a very very very big mistake

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09 Dec 2006, 5:50 am

I see red the way that you see green.

Why do I drink Coffee, if it has a stong effect on me?

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09 Dec 2006, 8:34 am

Because of 42.

If the Aesthetics of Ontology pertaining to Apollonian and Dionysian thoughts and brain waves in conjunction with Contextualism were to be studdied on a purely subjective basis instead of objective basis why the hell would you still be paying attention to me? Furthermore, was Einstein a Christian or a Naturalistic Panthiest? Could Jesus have been a donor for the hearing impaired?

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09 Dec 2006, 8:40 am

I assume that’s a rhetorical question, I don’t know, and probably not.

You stepped in what?

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09 Dec 2006, 6:42 pm

Cat poop.

Would a cat make a good boss?

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09 Dec 2006, 7:33 pm

don't bother , there all dead now

Can you compare the height of an ant with the color of your eye?

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09 Dec 2006, 8:24 pm

Yes, it's used in a formula to calculate the consistency of certain cheeses.

Is the WP in this galaxy?

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09 Dec 2006, 8:26 pm

I hope not. This galaxy is boring.

Why is it boring?

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09 Dec 2006, 8:34 pm

Because you killed most of the interesting people and ate them a long time ago.

How are still alive after I shot you in the head with my Sinakutam?

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10 Dec 2006, 10:47 am

Because my brain moulded itself around the bullet and broke it down to its basic components.

Cheese. Evil, or just misunderstood?

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10 Dec 2006, 11:41 am

I'm glad you asked.

How to make money?

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10 Dec 2006, 12:05 pm

learn how to spit gold

how to make the mining of the fish?

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10 Dec 2006, 12:10 pm

Use a pickaxe.

Howzat?

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10 Dec 2006, 2:01 pm

Lunai ral kihotam vik zinatihai ral binolam.

Surakitan Lekidatam?

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