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drink up, son

random begin's with an r and that is good because otherwise it would be something else like Zandom of $anddom and this would not make sense because of the proliferation of nuclear weapons in the upper stratosphere where they frolic like plutonium powered dolphins. Unlike France.

your logic, like your image, is PERFECT
and i am dan rather reportin
CHOO-CHOO
(man gotta stop smokin dsried up banana smoothies)

didja eat it
i ate its mother
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Bannana or strawberry smoothies sounds good right about now.

I have only one thing to say about this retort:

Vikings like parakeets, but frown on Ayn Rand.

This is Eammon Holmes, for Sky NeWs.

damn straight

I can't believe you said that, I had a strawberry smoothie today and it was my case worker's treat.

damn, he ka-new my secrewt weakness
the all ka-nowing sky of blackdeth

now, sky news is what he said

s**t

HE NOW KA-NEWS MY SECRET

....................................................A-HA
That is not my weakness

for i Aber'on Ta'ahii
have but one weakness
.............................................
that i am aware of



no one must ka-oh-teh-noeeeeeeee~`~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

beat that dequie-renaire-o

Of course, I see the truth now.
It looks like an elephant, gloriously parading through the eternal aisles of that Matalan shop, you know the one, on the outskirts of town. I bought a tee-shirt there once.

And now I must take my leave, for I must contemplate the amazing hideousness of concrete.

Goodbye, and remember: Cheese!


Edit: There was an errant comma, but he has been taken outside and shot. Hopefully he will not be a martyr to his cause.

Last edited by burnse22 on 07 May 2008, 7:55 pm, edited 1 time in total.

thats what she said

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WEE-WOO-WEE-WOO

WE HAVE A WINNER IN

AISLE 3

CHECK AND BINGO

DING DONG --
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WE INTERUPT SAID PROGRAMING TO WARN PARENTS OF DOUBLE ENTENDRES
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DOUBLE ENtendres are often sexual
which is kinky
like s&m
be warned dont expose them to double entwendres or the'll end up like

ME!! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !


DA TRUEST GANGSTA IN G-TOWN


YA DIGG


DOGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

SO I SEE YOUR WQHOLE ARSENOLE OF EXPRESSIONS
HA!! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !!
AH-HAAAAAAAAAAA!! !! !! !! !! !! !! !*SPEED-RACERESQUE*
FOR I HAVE ALREADY ONE
EWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAH

LOOK AT THE PICS OF MIDEIVAL MYSELF
AND MY GANSTA
SELF

THOSE TWO PICTURES HAVE MROE EXPRESSION THAN SATANIC HOMOSEXUAL PETA MEMBERS WEARING LEOPARD PRINT, WHILE SMOKING SWEET
ARY-JANE

And yet proclaiming it myself isd not victory enough
i feel lamer than stephen hawking
if you excuse me i must go head over heels for the woman right next to me
for you see
she is as real as paper
and for that last thought of no one by me side
i must push daisies.

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blast im losing it
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im more lost than a remote in a single maiddle aged man's house
WOAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

YA SEE THAT

DAMN~! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !

I POWNED YOU WITH MY 10000100
00001010101
01010101010101
01010101010101010
10101010110.
BINARY EXPANSIONx2 CHARISMA POINTS

I'm afraid

but what of, that is for the wall to decide.

The wall is friendly, but only to those deemed worthy, like the concept of time travel: Unnaccountable.

This may be true, but unlike daffodils, it is first and formost a feeling creature.

Binary is the enemy. Once you see that, the Cossacks will be revived. Viva Italia.

I can't stop imagining heavy objects falling on my poor surgical area.