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marbledog
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24 Mar 2007, 6:29 pm

SamuraiSaxen wrote:

marbledog wrote:

For sleeping on the job, I sentence you to seppeku.

Bad samurai.

The correct word is "seppuku"

I sentence you to commit suicide with a plastic bag

I was afraid that I was spelling that wrong, but I was just too lazy to look it up.

I sentence you to write "I will not be a spelling Nazi" on the chalkboard one-thousand times.
:wink:

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24 Mar 2007, 7:06 pm

I sentence you to inhale my chalk dust

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24 Mar 2007, 10:16 pm

I sentence you to eat an ice cream sundae: chocloate ice cream topped with canned tuna.

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25 Mar 2007, 6:27 am

i sentence you to eat all the nuts in the bag and then to came back calling yourself "bag"

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25 Mar 2007, 10:15 am

I sentence you to a month without sunlight :!:

nutbag wrote:

I sentence all of us to be non NT!

We are all already non NT :!:

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25 Mar 2007, 11:37 am

aha! my sentence is enforced!

now I sentence all of us to stay that way!

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25 Mar 2007, 11:40 am

I sentence you to change your signature to "I AM A NUBMUFFIN AND I PHAILZ"

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25 Mar 2007, 11:58 am

I sentence you to swallow a folded frisbee, which will unfold in your stomach, killing you instantly.

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nutbag
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25 Mar 2007, 2:07 pm

I sentence you to drink dog beer.

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Who is John Galt?
Still Moofy after all these years
It is by will alone that I set my mind in motion
cynicism occurs immediately upon pressing your brain's start button

ahayes
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25 Mar 2007, 2:16 pm

I sentence you to a class 5 cat attack.

nutbag
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25 Mar 2007, 2:18 pm

'Been through a few of those already.

I sentencde you to being pinged.

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Who is John Galt?
Still Moofy after all these years
It is by will alone that I set my mind in motion
cynicism occurs immediately upon pressing your brain's start button

ahayes
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25 Mar 2007, 2:33 pm

I sentence you to a sustained class 5 cat attack.

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25 Mar 2007, 3:31 pm

I sentence you to swallowing an Alpha radiation source.

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25 Mar 2007, 3:33 pm

I sentence you to howl at the moon.

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25 Mar 2007, 3:35 pm

I sentence you to getting attacked by a viking berzerker.

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25 Mar 2007, 3:37 pm

I sentence you to a severe beating with the grammar hammer.

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