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07 Apr 2011, 3:01 pm

MONKEY wrote:

I have tentacles, what's wrong with having tentacles???

they suck! :lol:

ahem.. i'll just go

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07 Apr 2011, 3:09 pm

MONKEY wrote:

I have tentacles, what's wrong with having tentacles???

They're not attached to me. :cry:

I quite fancied waving my tentacles aggressively at nothing in particular but being non-tenticular, it's going to have to be arms.
* waves arms *

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07 Apr 2011, 3:10 pm

Fudo wrote:

MONKEY wrote:

I have tentacles, what's wrong with having tentacles???

they suck! :lol:

ahem.. i'll just go

Yeah you do that...

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07 Apr 2011, 3:10 pm

The keyboard is mightier than the sword.

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07 Apr 2011, 3:12 pm

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The keyboard is mightier than the sword.

... but is nothing like as easy to sharpen.

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07 Apr 2011, 3:13 pm

Loving the tentacle jokes. I've never heard so many tentacle jokes before, didn't even know there were any!

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07 Apr 2011, 3:14 pm

Well, when you want to get ahead - get a string of suckers.

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07 Apr 2011, 3:15 pm

I should head home.

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07 Apr 2011, 3:16 pm

Cornflake wrote:

Well, when you want to get ahead - get a string of suckers.

Only too true.... First tentacle jokes, now tentacle philosophy.

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07 Apr 2011, 3:16 pm

* waves strap-on tentacles * Yay! :bounce:

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07 Apr 2011, 3:17 pm

rabbitears wrote:

Cornflake wrote:

Well, when you want to get ahead - get a string of suckers.

Only too true.... First tentacle jokes, now tentacle philosophy.

Aristotle had a pet octopus named Simon.

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07 Apr 2011, 3:48 pm

If people can't say anything nice to me, they should keep their opinions to themselves. I'm going to take a nap now. I didn't drink my Happy Tea today. I'm only drinking it every two days.

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07 Apr 2011, 4:59 pm

My morning's work at my new job yesterday consisted of me doing nothing but moving one picnic bench about 3 feet in a different direction.

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Parasaurolophuscolobus. Parasaurcolobus. Colobusaurolophus.
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07 Apr 2011, 5:04 pm

The Wii typing pad is mightier than the sword.

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07 Apr 2011, 5:05 pm

CockneyRebel wrote:

The Wii typing pad is mightier than the sword.

...but still no easier to sharpen. :wink:

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07 Apr 2011, 5:06 pm

The waitress at macdonalds wants to have my baby

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