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Dear Jess, I am truly impressed!
You never get mad at people; that was excellent!

Sylkat

Oh, so now you assume that I hardly get angry and annoyed at people?? Well I do! I just don't show it unless it's people in real life!

I sense some rude spirit here, I like it. This is good that you show it in real life, just don't shout at others too much as your breathe is foul!

How would you know? You haven't even met me in person, so how could you just assume that?

Dear JESS, I can explain.
Colinnnn's breath is so remarkably toxic, that once someone was lighting a cigarette about six feet from him, and when Colinnn started to make a comment, his breath caught fire, sort of like lighting a propane torch!
He was approached, for weeks afterwards, by local children, asking him to toast marshmallows for them.
Being Colinnnn, he just growled and chased them away......

Sylkat

Hey Skylat, you're right about Colinn. The only other person who can outdo his nastiness is you.

Ha ha ha.

Vicious beast.

And that is probably something that is natural, considering where you live.

Sylkat

Don't get me started about all the horrific, unnatural and downright nasty things that are customary where you live...

Dear CyborgUprising, Do you refer to California, to America, to North America, or to Planet Earth?
Each category has its own particular vileness to contend with, as well as unique local idiocy.

Sylkat

I see you have returned to this thread cyborg. I thought you would have been melted down and made into spare car parts by now.

Are you sure you're not a neo-nazi skinhead?

Oh, joy.
The Conniving Cat is back.
Cough up any particularly interesting hairballs lately?

Sylkat

Lick myself? Why would I do that?

of course, I do cough up hairballs when I eat annoying little dormice like yourself

*eats you*

And yet I continue to snack on little guys like you. Unbelievable.

I know you're not really a cat person, you're just using that avatar to make people think you are! Well I know better!

I think you need a hug.

*rubs head against you and purrs*