Completely failed the WAIS "Common Knowledge" subsection of the test, since it was administered in CHINESE, not ENGLISH. I mean sure the hospital most likely did not have the English version of the test but come on. One of them was about who wrote one of the four Chinese classical novels. Hump me if I know. I don't even know what ducking era it/they was/were written in.
To be fair, I did look it up (English ver.) beforehand and realized that I would have failed to answer half of the English ones in any case.
Also. For the question "What is the largest mammal (on Earth)?", I answered ELEPHANT. I called out with all my might the imaginary elephant in the room and, what would you know, the fatherfricking thing materialized out of the cosmic-quantum soup of consciousness and roared at full strength inside the 300 sqft room; I could see it reflected in my (female) tester's facial expressions. I think my "variant" gives two points instead of the full three.
What a beautiful genius I am! Oh, how fantastic, to have such answers in me.
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