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i was thinking whilst in an idle mental state a few days ago about how the queen is not as rich as she used to be (after hearing about it from the radio).

i thought that if the queen wanted to make a few dollars on the side, then maybe she could sell her excreta. i am sure that there would be quite a few people in the world that would jump at the chance to possess a royal turd laid by the queen herself.

i was thinking that they could mount her daily extrusion on maybe a chopstick in a tasteful display case with a purple silk lined floor, and with crystal glass windows with elaborate etchings at the edges and a small elegant l.e.d. placed that spotlights the bowel movement.

the stool itself would have a silk ribbon tied around it with the "E.R" seal of authenticity woven into the ribbon to prevent fakes from entering the market.

also, there could be an accompanying set of papers that details the royal menu on the night that was the instigation of the presentation in the display case.

something like "this fine regal specimen is the result of a gala feast that included ...etc"

then i imagined i invested in a regal bowel evacuation at an auction for $20,000, and when i got home, i fell over while walking to my front door and dropped it on the driveway and the case broke, and a neighborhood dog being walked past my place ran toward it and gobbled it up.

what would i do then?? i would have to pay the owner of the dog an amount of money to mind the dog for 2-3 days, and whilst the dog was in my custody, i would have to collect it's droppings and painstakingly dissect it's droppings to separate the queens droppings out from the dogs droppings.

then it occurred to me....how could i tell the difference?

That's quite an... um... odd idea you have there b9.

well rat-a-tat-tat
three neurons on a mat.

Last edited by b9 on 16 Apr 2011, 7:17 am, edited 1 time in total.

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I should say. >_> Perhaps he should propose this to her treasurer.

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