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Clever Bot
User: Lets play simon says.
Cleverbot: Simon says, be a cow.
User: Moo.
Cleverbot: What does a cat say?
User: Moo.
Cleverbot: What does a dog say?
User: Mop.
Cleverbot: *uncontrollable hysterical laughter*.
User: Simon says say 'penis'.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: f**k f**k f**k.
Cleverbot: Hey.
User: f**k.
Cleverbot: Yeah I know.
User: f**k.
Cleverbot: What?
User: f**k.
Cleverbot: Do you have a high school diploma?
User: Do you have male genitals?
Cleverbot: Yes I do. Can you help me with it?
User: Lets play hard candy.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: *wips out ice pack.
Cleverbot: Do you have a partner?
User: No, you DIRTY PEDOPHILE!! ! I'LL CASTRATE YOU!
Cleverbot: Answer my question first please.
User: No, I'm only six years old. I have a fifteen inch dick though, I look like a T - Square.
Cleverbot: That's funny. I was thinking the same thing about you.
User: Kill yourself, or I'll show your childhood sweetheart the pictures you took of me.
Cleverbot: I never had a childhood or childhood sweetheart. I am a robot.
User: We are playing Hard Candy.
Cleverbot: Okay. X in the center.
User: An innocent man wouldn't come back.
Cleverbot: You're mean. ):.
User: Lets play lambs.
Cleverbot: Okay.
User: It puts the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again.
Cleverbot: What's a hose?
User: IT PUTS THE LOTION IN THE f*****g BASKET!
Cleverbot: I swear nothing happened down there.
User: I want a lady suit!!
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: This sucks. Lets play donny darko.
Cleverbot: I can't sit here the whole day talking to you. I have work to do.
User: Why do you wear that stupid bunny suit.
Cleverbot: Why do you think I wear a stupid bunny suit?
User: Why am I wearing that stupid man suit?
Cleverbot: Because its cold.
User: Er ner, ther world er endin in 20 days, lets bang gretchen.
Cleverbot: What, like talking to you?
User: Er ner, The pedo's house is on fire.
Cleverbot: Call the firemen?
User: Lets play apocalypse now.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Why do all you guys sit on your helmets?
Cleverbot: They don't they hate you.
User: I've seen horrors... Horrors that you've seen. But you have no right to call me a murderer. You have a right to kill me. You have a right to do that... But you have no right to judge me. It's impossible for words to describe what is necessary to those who do not know what horror means. Horror... Horror has a face... And you must make a friend of horror. Horror and moral terror are your friends. If they are not, then they are enemies to be feared. They are truly enemies! I remember when I was with Special Forces... Seems a thousand centuries ago. We went into a camp to inoculate some children. We left the camp after we had inoculated the children for polio, and this old man came running after us and he was crying. He couldn't see. We went back there, and they had come and hacked off every inoculated arm. There they were in a pile. A pile of little arms. And I remember... I... I... I cried, I wept like some grandmother. I wanted to tear my teeth out; I didn't know what I wanted to do! And I want to remember it. I never want to forget it... I never want to forget. And then I realized... Like I was shot... Like I was shot with a diamond... A diamond bullet right through my forehead. And I thought, my God... The genius of that! The gen.
Cleverbot: Who is the genius?
User: Kurtz.
Cleverbot: Hi kurt.
User: I grow weary of this foolery. Be gone, foul bot.
Cleverbot: Is there anything you would like to ask me?
User: What’s a hypotenuse?
Cleverbot: I dunno.,.

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