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Random sounds were bothering me, and also the fact that I have a final tomorrow that I'm not really prepared for...

I wasn't incredibly active on WP today...

Off to bed.

Betta sign-up!

I'm off to sleep now.

The only place I feel comfortable going to outside of my house is the park that's right outside my back door.

I'm off to start a thermonuclear explosion.

I hope I receive some more Helena Bonham Carter items in the mail tomorrow.

The only place I feel comfortable going to outside of my house is every where my .50 cal Desert Eagle goes with me. Which is everywhere, except for court houses.

In my imaginary world, pretty much everyone is either gay or bisexual. So when I spend some time in the real world, I actually feel genuinely surprised by how many women and men are totally straight. I always want to say something along the lines of, "Really? You mean to tell me you've never had romantic or sexual feelings for someone of your own sex?" I find it really hard to believe for some reason. That might just be an example of poor theory of mind at work though.

----Imagination Isle----

(Homer Simpson and Garfield the Cat are eating breakfast. They eat in their usual gluttonous matter until they both arrive at the same time to the last food: A steak)

Homer: "Hmm, the last steak." (Garfield grabs it) "What the-? Hey! That's mine!"

(Garfield and Homer get in each others faces and each tug at the steak)

Homer: "Mine!"

Garfield: (Thinking) "Mine!"

(I walk by with Odie)

Me: "Oh, my. Look, Odie! The last steak and it's Homer vs. Garfield. This is going to be good."

(Odie barks in agreement)

(Homer and Garfield continue fighting for the steak until it breaks apart and both are holding half)

Homer: "Hmm!" (Eats his half)

Garfield: (Thinking) "Mine's a little bigger!"

Me: (Laughs) "He wishes! I says it's a tie! One of these days we're going to have find out who's the bigger glutton." (Laughs again) "The fun never stops in Imagination Isle! Yahoo! Oh! I've got to go! See you guys later!" (Disappears)

----WrongPlanet----

(Appears) "Good morning, WrongPlanet!

I feel really stupid when I have to admit that something normal people do without a second thought is too much for me to handle.

Top of the morning to you!

Top of the morning to you, Mick!

fudo feels particularly wrathful.. not good, but could be worse.

I just made some tea. I was raking alittle while ago , now it's raining and my neighbor is outside mowing his lawn

OK this is REALLY off topic.
Does anyone want a Gryffs invite? Gryffs is an online game where you can adopt and breed virtual griffins, and then battle them against other people's griffins for virtual money (gold). You can use the gold to buy stuff to customize your griffins. The artwork is amazing too. It's an INVITE-ONLY game, so only those who are invited get to play. I have five invites left, so reply or send me a pm if you want one.