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09 May 2011, 5:56 am

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"Tit" is quite useful too, as is "tool".
Also, "git". :lol: English swear words are funny.
Try out "you knob" and from that, "what a knobhead". Related, and slightly more exotic is "bell-end".
Also "plank" (you/what a).

Warning: using these words may damage your health. :wink:

Yep, that's a good one. I've learned quite a few insults from watching every episode of QI. :lol: Never heard "bell-end" though.

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Wasn't at all pissed off, just saying that 20 hours isn't that much. :P

Ah. :P Guess I'll have to stay up for 36 or 48 hours or something then. :lol: Although now I've only been awake for 12 hours...

I don't want to go to sleep tonight. I think I'll stay up and play Mortal Online, it's really cool. I'm almost able to butcher animal carcasses, then I'll start raking in the money and can do lots more. 8)

But if I do stay up, I'll have to do something about my mom waking up in 3 hours... don't want her bitching at me for not sleeping. :roll:



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09 May 2011, 6:02 am

My mom asked me why I didn't get any school work done this weekend, and I told her because I can't concentrate or anything because of hypomania, and she rolled her eyes and said "Don't give me medical terms" or something like that. Boohoo, I'm sorry you're such a dumb b***h. :roll: She expects me to function like a normal person when I am incapable of it, and then gets mad at me for it! :wall:



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09 May 2011, 6:04 am

mug.. just mug.

& yay!! i should get £275 tomorrow, because i'm so special :) :lol:



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09 May 2011, 6:26 am

I dreamt last night that I ate a rainbow ice lolly that was made up entirely of different flavours of alcopop. It tasted rather nice.


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09 May 2011, 7:11 am

Good morning. It's going to be an action packed day on WP! :D


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09 May 2011, 9:15 am

good morning to all...



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09 May 2011, 9:29 am

(Appears) Good morning, WrongPlanet! Today is Monday. In popular culture, Monday is the low point of the week.

Woman from the movie Office Space: "Uh-oh! Looks like somebody has a case of the Mondays!"


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09 May 2011, 11:38 am

I need the people at my clubhouse to really get to know me.


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09 May 2011, 1:19 pm

My wedding ring is getting resized (I told my husband we were paying for a resizing or I wasn't going to wear it anymore because I'm afraid it's going to fall off), so I'm without a wedding ring right now. My father-in-law likes taking us out to lunch. These past two weeks, every time we've been at the buffet, someone has flirted with me and, what's even more funny is that it's happening in front of my father-in-law! Since I am married, the pressure and awkwardness is off so I'm just laughing about it. My FIL is pretty upset. He yelled at my husband today, "Get a ring back on that girl's finger!"



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09 May 2011, 1:23 pm

Being tasked to write an article about sur- and last names by my teacher that has to match the writing style of a typical plebs magazine is proving to be hell on earth. I'm unable to imagine how these people(target audience) think. It's pretty much the opposite of a scientific article.



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09 May 2011, 1:31 pm

gorgonzola cheese on pita = : )
gorgonzola cheese on pita + red grapes = : D



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09 May 2011, 1:49 pm

Guilliman wrote:
Being tasked to write an article about sur- and last names by my teacher that has to match the writing style of a typical plebs magazine is proving to be hell on earth. I'm unable to imagine how these people(target audience) think. It's pretty much the opposite of a scientific article.


Pick up a magazine and study the language. It's kept at an eleventh grade level, if not an eighth grade level, and uses a lot of clever turn-of-phrase expressions. After you analyze a few articles, I'm sure you'll decipher the pattern and be able to suitably mimic it for your assignment.



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09 May 2011, 2:16 pm

wefunction wrote:

Pick up a magazine and study the language. It's kept at an eleventh grade level, if not an eighth grade level, and uses a lot of clever turn-of-phrase expressions. After you analyze a few articles, I'm sure you'll decipher the pattern and be able to suitably mimic it for your assignment.


It's due to tomorrow :oops: I'm horrible with task deadlines.



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09 May 2011, 2:36 pm

SINGLE POST!



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09 May 2011, 2:36 pm

DOUBLE POST!



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