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02 Jun 2011, 2:40 pm

if only mr Slug were here..



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02 Jun 2011, 2:42 pm

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True, and if it does get salted then you can just screw it up and shove it in your pocket.
Why does no-one think of breeding salt-proofed slugs? I'm sure the whole slug nation would be very grateful, but they might start strutting around showing off their new invulnerability.


This has got me thinking "Why do slugs shrivel up and die when they come into contact with salt?"

Surely someone on this site knows....


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02 Jun 2011, 2:45 pm

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if only mr Slug were here..
You've just missed him - he's off out strutting his new-found salt-proofed life. He's just hopped on a passing Gorilla (the No. 29, I think) but got overtaken by a worried-looking constipated cat-bus filled with screaming passengers.


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02 Jun 2011, 2:47 pm

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This is my preferred vehicle of choice:
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Maybe you should try it with Kouillou or whatever his name is.
I'm sure he wouldn't mind.... :P


He'd probably want to impress me with his horsey ride strength. 8)
I'd like to see you initiate horsey rides with Kouillou.
(BTW the boy on that photograph is the man that own Howlets.)


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02 Jun 2011, 2:47 pm

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Cornflake wrote:
True, and if it does get salted then you can just screw it up and shove it in your pocket.
Why does no-one think of breeding salt-proofed slugs? I'm sure the whole slug nation would be very grateful, but they might start strutting around showing off their new invulnerability.
This has got me thinking "Why do slugs shrivel up and die when they come into contact with salt?"
Because they're fire-proofed and can't burst into flames?

Sudden and fatal imbalance of electrolytes, I'd guess.
Not especially conducive to a functioning nervous system.


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02 Jun 2011, 2:48 pm

Cornflake wrote:
Fudo wrote:
if only mr Slug were here..
You've just missed him - he's off out strutting his new-found salt-proofed life. He's just hopped on a passing Gorilla (the No. 29, I think) but got overtaken by a worried-looking constipated cat-bus filled with screaming passengers.


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

And the funniest thing of all, it all totally makes sense!


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02 Jun 2011, 2:50 pm

Cornflake wrote:
Fudo wrote:
if only mr Slug were here..
You've just missed him - he's off out strutting his new-found salt-proofed life. He's just hopped on a passing Gorilla (the No. 29, I think) but got overtaken by a worried-looking constipated cat-bus filled with screaming passengers.


:lol:
a lot has been going on..
i leave you guys & gals alone for a few hours and mayhem ensues :roll: :lol:



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02 Jun 2011, 2:50 pm

rabbitears wrote:
Cornflake wrote:
Fudo wrote:
if only mr Slug were here..
You've just missed him - he's off out strutting his new-found salt-proofed life. He's just hopped on a passing Gorilla (the No. 29, I think) but got overtaken by a worried-looking constipated cat-bus filled with screaming passengers.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

And the funniest thing of all, it all totally makes sense!
:lol: I think we both need a change of medication. Or maybe a double dose of the same.


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02 Jun 2011, 2:51 pm

Fudo wrote:
Cornflake wrote:
Fudo wrote:
if only mr Slug were here..
You've just missed him - he's off out strutting his new-found salt-proofed life. He's just hopped on a passing Gorilla (the No. 29, I think) but got overtaken by a worried-looking constipated cat-bus filled with screaming passengers.
:lol:
a lot has been going on..
i leave you guys & gals alone for a few hours and mayhem ensues :roll: :lol:
SLUG POWER!!


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02 Jun 2011, 2:56 pm

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I'd like to see you initiate horsey rides with Kouillou.


You'd enjoy that, would you?? I know he would.

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(BTW the boy on that photograph is the man that own Howlets.)


Oh right! Cool. Isn't the man who owns Howletts dead now? That's what the big gorilla / elephant / globe statue is dedicated to, isn't it?


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02 Jun 2011, 2:57 pm

he will be pleased, i'm sure.. Slug power ftw!



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02 Jun 2011, 2:59 pm

Cornflake wrote:
rabbitears wrote:
Cornflake wrote:
Fudo wrote:
if only mr Slug were here..
You've just missed him - he's off out strutting his new-found salt-proofed life. He's just hopped on a passing Gorilla (the No. 29, I think) but got overtaken by a worried-looking constipated cat-bus filled with screaming passengers.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

And the funniest thing of all, it all totally makes sense!
:lol: I think we both need a change of medication. Or maybe a double dose of the same.


You have a prescription for Chocolate Milk too then?


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02 Jun 2011, 3:00 pm

Is that the 'street name' for it these days?


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02 Jun 2011, 3:02 pm

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he will be pleased, i'm sure.. Slug power ftw!
I just tried imagining a pleased slug. Gave up.


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02 Jun 2011, 3:03 pm

Tut tut Mr. Flake. :shameonyou:

I'm shocked and appalled. Simply SHOCKED AND APPALLED!

I am as innocent as a Summer's breeze.


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02 Jun 2011, 3:05 pm

if he ever shows up we might get a description of a pleased slug.. alas, methinks he's shy.