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13 May 2017, 6:07 pm

Raleigh wrote:

Sorry I have no arse to bring to the equation.

I have no arse either, a pale and hairy bump.

You are on my list, so we can bump boney hips anytime, you and Winona, those are my only conditions.

I once got talking to girl in a club many moons ago, she had a kids and an ex husband, the husband was an ex because she shagged marti Pellow from wet wet wet, she claimed it was worth it.
Kid grew up without a dad, and his old man became bitter about women because his wife shagged a junkie prick.

I love life.

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13 May 2017, 6:13 pm

I have an arse.
Y'all are freaks.

I am going to see David Mitchell at Hay 2 weeks from today. I thought it was next week, I was wrong.
One day there will be a literary festival with time travel, and I can go see other authors.
Coleridge interviews Shelley, that kind of thing.

:heart: Mitchell in the meantime.

(video contains scenes of a sexual nature, because I got a warning earlier. Dannies of the world, avert your gaze :wink: )

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13 May 2017, 6:35 pm

David Mitchell the famous hitler haircut unfunny one of the duo?

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13 May 2017, 6:42 pm

Ew no.

This dude.

^ wrote:

People are obscenities.

Preach.

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13 May 2017, 6:46 pm

Raleigh and Rachey.

Hands up if you are grinning like a loon and thinking ahhhhyeah.

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13 May 2017, 6:47 pm

Froya wrote:

Raleigh wrote:

I'm very gay.

What's the difference between gay and very gay?

If you're gay you're happy and if you're very gay you're very happy.

Which reminds me.
I've lost my favourite smiley face t-shirt.

How do you lose clothing?
Besides when I strip off willy nilly.

Actually, I was naked the other day when my mum came around.
That was a bit awkward.

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13 May 2017, 6:49 pm

I did wonder why your mum was so horny when she got home.

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13 May 2017, 6:50 pm

QuillAlba wrote:

Raleigh and Rachey.

Hands up if you are grinning like a loon and thinking ahhhhyeah.

Nah.
I was using my hand for other things.
I was grinning like a loon, though.
How'd you know?

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13 May 2017, 6:53 pm

Hadn't quite got to the ahhhyeah stage.

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13 May 2017, 6:54 pm

Raleigh wrote:

QuillAlba wrote:

Raleigh and Rachey.

Hands up if you are grinning like a loon and thinking ahhhhyeah.

Nah.
I was using my hand for other things.
I was grinning like a loon, though.
How'd you know?

because I was grinning too.

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13 May 2017, 6:59 pm

I've been to Hay.
Nice place.
Has some rather unique and x-rated memories for me.

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13 May 2017, 7:03 pm

hay?

hay you say?

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13 May 2017, 7:17 pm

^^ Fumble in a bookshop?
Tumble with a sheep?

I live pretty close to Hay.

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13 May 2017, 7:21 pm

A tumble in the hay.

With Rachey, with Raleigh, with Froya...at the same time.

You should see inside my mind, it's R rated.

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13 May 2017, 7:47 pm

QuillAlba wrote:

A tumble in the hay.

With Rachey, with Raleigh, with Froya...at the same time.

You should see inside my mind, it's R rated.

is this supposed to be a news flash?

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