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Midnightstar16
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14 May 2017, 11:32 pm

He/She's okay, she just slipped it in the back of her shirt when she wasn't looking. And I caught it when it fell out of her shorts. He's okay.


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14 May 2017, 11:37 pm

Kip now releases his monster and it eats all the Christians.


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14 May 2017, 11:38 pm

You'd be ticked if I responded to that statement the way I really want to.


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14 May 2017, 11:40 pm

Then the monster eats the lions that were eating the Christians.

Here, have some grits.
Good boy.


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14 May 2017, 11:42 pm

Raleigh wrote:
Kip now releases his monster and it eats all the Christians.


i think he's sleeping, or busy with his own monster(s).


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14 May 2017, 11:45 pm

wait, which monster?



am i not a monster myself??????? :skull:


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14 May 2017, 11:49 pm

^ No.

You're a cutey, cutey, cutsey pie.

I've seen photos.


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15 May 2017, 4:29 am

Come in, Racheypie...


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15 May 2017, 6:33 am

Dulcibella?
Diamantina?
Donatienne?
Just a row of ten Ds?

Hello lovely people :heart:

I can't point my toes or stand on them.
Boo.



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15 May 2017, 3:56 pm

Goomeri.

I'm having visions of you standing on your right toes with your left foot and vice versa but that's not right.


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15 May 2017, 6:47 pm

My kidneys are revolting.


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15 May 2017, 7:16 pm

Raleigh wrote:
My kidneys are revolting.


My liver just filed for divorce.



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15 May 2017, 7:22 pm

My brain has a squatter that I can't evict.


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15 May 2017, 7:24 pm

You win.

Gold Tumour at the Bogan Cancer Olympics.


Did you hear the rumours?

I'm a pervert!



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15 May 2017, 7:26 pm

^ I know.

Exactly the kind of degenerate I like.


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15 May 2017, 7:28 pm

If only they knew.

I have Kura locked in my dungeon and they think she is on holiday.