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Technically, she is on holiday in your dungeon.

Is she in Chains?

Of course she is in chains, this isn't my first rodeo.

She is a screamer though and I haven't even introduced the cattle branding iron to our hourly games.

When I said I found women offputting the other day I realised I must have sounded like a bit of a bastard.
I find women very attractive.
My best friend is a woman.
It all comes down to the denseness of their flesh.
I really am a bastard, aren't I?

Autistic, what?

Toast smells amazing but its crumbly and choke-y in the eating.

I only like very lightly toasted bread.

Don't like any black bits or crunchy toast.

When I was having my dungeon built I spent extra on sound proofing, initial cost is high, but you don't have to keep them drugged so it pays for itself after the first 5 or so.

I prefer how women feel to men, I don't feel bad about that, why should you feel bad about the way you feel?

I feel bad for feeling things I haven't even felt yet.

I don't know.

I hope the dungeon decor is sparse.
Nothing worse than overdecorating a dungeon.

I went with a Dr frankies lab theme, complete with electric shocks, may explain the screaming.

Anyone have any messages for Kura, I'm about to enter the final phase and you will never get another chance.

God, I would so want a Steampunk dungeon.
Think of the gauges you could have.
And the pipes.
With cuffs.
And a copper bath.
With a caged bulb above.

Hey Kura.
Don't worry.
You will always be light and love.
Whatever happens.

Steampunk is just brilliant.

I want to wear a gas mask and swing a mean steely dan, maybe a corset and bloomers to complete the outfit.

I read your message to Kura, then pierced her ears with knitting needles, so your words were the last she will ever hear.

I find myself with a decision to make, chainsaw or hacksaw as the final insult?

If you cut her you will be absolutely f*****g blinded by her inner beauty.

Too late, head is off.

No blinding light though, not needed as I always enjoy a good decapitation.

Especially on a Monday, good way to end an evening, though I swear she winked at me.

I'm just relieved the screaming has ended.

If kura posts again, it's a zombie, you have been warned.

Dear lord, now my art teacher is stalking my DeviantArt.