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15 May 2017, 8:47 pm

I never knew if she wanted me to leave the room.


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15 May 2017, 8:48 pm

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Dear lord, now my art teacher is stalking my DeviantArt. 8O :lol:



Does she have big boobs?

My art teacher had enormous boobs.
Wore a side ponytail.
Had a lazy eye.
I s**t you not.
She could look straight at you and out the door at the same time.


My art teacher in high school died of a heroin overdose, when I was 14, I wasn't taking art the next year so didn't care.

He never liked my work.



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15 May 2017, 8:52 pm

Art was the only subject I excelled at.


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15 May 2017, 8:57 pm

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Art was the only subject I excelled at.


You need to leave some then.

Get in your studio and make some s**t.



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15 May 2017, 9:00 pm

I'm crappo now.
Can't plan, can't execute.
It's all s**t.
Took me eleven tries to paint my kitchen cabinets and I've only finished half of them.


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15 May 2017, 9:04 pm

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I'm crappo now.
Can't plan, can't execute.
It's all s**t.
Took me eleven tries to paint my kitchen cabinets and I've only finished half of them.


Jackson Pollock just spunked on canvas and it's pretty damn good.

A half finished canvas?

Perfect for your cancer artist lol :thumright:



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15 May 2017, 9:12 pm



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15 May 2017, 9:16 pm

He stethoscoped her boob.


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15 May 2017, 9:18 pm

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He stethoscoped her boob.


JL was a pervert too.



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15 May 2017, 9:22 pm

No wonder someone shot him.


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15 May 2017, 9:24 pm

How did he miss yoko?



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15 May 2017, 9:24 pm

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Hrm? All I see is a big blank. :?



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15 May 2017, 9:26 pm

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Hrm? All I see is a big blank. :?


Google John Lennon Nobody told me

Click videos, enjoy.



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15 May 2017, 9:28 pm

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How did he miss yoko?

She threw a huge spread like the one in the video and he was c**tstruck.


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15 May 2017, 9:29 pm

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Hrm? All I see is a big blank. :?


Google John Lennon Nobody told me

Click videos, enjoy.

Who is that? :o I feel like I've heard that name before.



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15 May 2017, 9:35 pm

In the black hole you will see it all...


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