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QuillAlba
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18 May 2017, 9:52 pm

*sips tea*

*watches chaos unfold*



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18 May 2017, 9:54 pm

*slips LSD in tea*

*watches the walls unfold and unfold and unfold*


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18 May 2017, 9:57 pm

Have you read my story about wild sex with danny?


I haven't written it, no luck danny boy.

He turns to crystal and a unicorn humps him.



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18 May 2017, 9:59 pm

I'll answer that question in 77 days,


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18 May 2017, 10:02 pm

Answer it now you bastard



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18 May 2017, 10:10 pm

There is only ever the here and now.
That is my answer.


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18 May 2017, 10:11 pm

OMG

Sit on my crystalline dildo until your naughty bottom bleeds you aussie wallaby shagger.



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18 May 2017, 10:13 pm

With pleasure.


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18 May 2017, 10:15 pm

I just had a giggly thought that the conversation we're having now will come up in 'recent posts'.
Anyone browsing is in for a real treat.


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18 May 2017, 10:18 pm

It's by far superior to the other threads that show up.

How tall are you?



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18 May 2017, 10:20 pm

I'm as tall as the top of my head is high.


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18 May 2017, 10:21 pm

holy f**k dude.

ME TOO

twinsies!! !!



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18 May 2017, 10:40 pm

Raleigh wrote:
I'm as tall as the top of my head is high.


I need an exact height.

They won't make a Y-Shaped coffin without precise measurements.



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18 May 2017, 10:50 pm

Can you bury my head between my legs?


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18 May 2017, 10:57 pm

How much you offering?



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18 May 2017, 11:51 pm

All of me.


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