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The 9 and the 6 are in the wrong order.

Is it a 96 or a 69?

Is that dog in your avatar Schultz, CR?
It looks like Schultz.

when you're born, your frying pan thinks you're a bicycle pump!

When we are born, we cry, that we are come to this great stage of fools.

I was cooking crackling (in the oven upstairs since it's pouring outside) and the smoke alarm went off. I tried fanning it to make it stop but it kept going so I climbed up on the kitchen table and pulled it down and took the battery out, and what the hell it was still going off!
That's when I realised the sound was coming from the smoke alarm in the lounge room.
I love my non-directional hearing.

Seleal mototh, nooe, de te lehiad
Haidell le lyriaoonell velatein am.
De te hapanell, nooe, ta vexon
Cah ta gavroieéll annelellit.

Zoon etate am, lal etate am
Zoonn vwieanát de sieélin tzoon in
Zoon shwaa shav, nooe, chemo te iexenoon
Na shwmotha seatate am.

^ Easy for you to say.

please don't take my sunshine away.

^Hey are you giving us the finger..

Just feeling this heavy feeling. To get started on the days meaningless activities is hard. I don't feel motivated to doing anything. I'm looking forward to dinner and drinking, but I at least have to shower before then. Also I should workout, but that feels impossible! Maybe I should go fishing for the first time this year. It could be nice, but I could also get restless. I have no energy, but restless enough so that I can't just relax. (Why do I use "I" so much when I write)

Or maybe I should wash the terrace. I'm quite close to done with my to do list, at least the things I have to do. What happens then...

Or maybe I should shower, drive to the grocery, by more coke, and just start drinking.

Maybe it's not so strange I feel like this really, there has been stress and things to do for almost a year now. And when you think about it, it's pretty amazing what I have accomplished.

Ok, I feel I could just go on rambling for ever, but it ends now.

Enjoy!!

That rascal is my twin brother, although he came out some 20 years later. Whatever he knows I know as well.

Ergo, you bro, i'm gonna get my revenge

Oh yes i am!! !! !

Almost missed this thanks

But damned be that twin brother of mine, i can't execute my evil plan

hmmmmmmm

^Don't hurt Kip! he is a very nice guy