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Raleigh
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20 May 2017, 5:48 pm

Oh.
I assumed all Scotsmen were blue because Braveheart.
My bad.


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20 May 2017, 5:51 pm

Raleigh wrote:
Oh.
I assumed all Scotsmen were blue because Braveheart.
My bad.


Did you just assume my pronouns?

Scotsperson or Scotshuman, though we do allow ScotsArsehole.



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20 May 2017, 5:59 pm

Scotshit it is.


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20 May 2017, 6:00 pm

You'll miss me when I'm gone.


Oh wait, that's you.



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20 May 2017, 6:03 pm

My housemate bought poo pourri for the toilet and now it's like a madam's boudoir in there and I can't even go into the bathroom without half dying from the stink so I'm pissing in the backyard.

First world problems with a third world solution.


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20 May 2017, 6:05 pm

Pissing in the garden is the default.

Maybe it's white privilege and we are racists?



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20 May 2017, 6:07 pm

The heck? I'm totally lost as to what any of you are talking about. [As usual.]


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Kura, was a bad joke, lighten up oh being of light.


Oh. I guess I find it a bit tricky, determining jokes on forums. Plus there's this habit of interpreting what people say as being genuine. I'm so trusting. :P


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20 May 2017, 6:09 pm

I always read your posts in the voice of C3PO.



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20 May 2017, 6:13 pm

^^ I have to admit your stories make my head hurt.
Fantasy has to be based in reality for me to get my head around it.
I can't visualise such abstract concepts.
It's me, not you.


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20 May 2017, 6:15 pm

^Don't worry, you're not the only one who's head hurts while trying to read my books.

^^But I only speak two and a half languages, not six million.


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20 May 2017, 6:20 pm

No Kura.

Tell me I'm a cheeky **** and to get tae f**k.

Don't take my s**t, come on, I love you but you've got to be able to tell people to get tae f**k.



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20 May 2017, 6:24 pm

I wish you hadn't said that, Q, because now I'm reading Kura's posts in gay robot too.


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20 May 2017, 6:26 pm

Raleigh wrote:
I wish you hadn't said that, Q, because now I'm reading Kura's posts in gay robot too.



Oh my miss Raleigh, this is most unfortunate behaviour.

*arms moving*

Oh really R2, you stay out of my socket.



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20 May 2017, 6:26 pm

^^^I'd rather not, thanks. Besides, I was playing along with your joke. Though I do actually speak two and a half languages.

Here's a random fact: in the [terrible] animated Lord of the Rings, Legolas [the pretty elf archer] is voiced by the guy who played C3PO. What are the chances.

Hmm. I called Legolas 'pretty' without thinking. I guess that means I'm bi/asexual? :o I mean, I've known for years that I like androgynous boys/girls, but...


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20 May 2017, 6:31 pm

Mark Hamil voiced the Joker in Batman Arkham Knight.


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