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26 May 2017, 6:56 pm

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Shut up and eat these nuts.

Om nom.


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26 May 2017, 6:57 pm

5 a day!

It's all bollocks.

We need to start hunting rabbits with slingshots and eating our enemies hearts.



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26 May 2017, 7:02 pm

We should start with the food company owners, who package up pure shite and market it as edible.
And people who buy it.
Eat them too.


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26 May 2017, 7:02 pm

It will save them from themselves.


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26 May 2017, 7:05 pm

I'm up for eating those bastards.


It's just meat after all, avoid the brain cause that where crazy disease live.

We should capture the fat ones, pen them in and save them for later.



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26 May 2017, 7:07 pm

I need to continue on with my painting.
I'm autistic, so I need to put on eleven coats of super-thin paint and sand with 600 grit between each application, instead of the normal two coats and you're done rubbish.


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26 May 2017, 7:08 pm

Do you need any more pics of my balls to finish the painting?



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26 May 2017, 7:11 pm

I confess I've found it difficult to fit them on the 50 square canvas.
Are you sure you wanted them life-size?


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26 May 2017, 7:13 pm

Yes.

I got them inside Trump's mouth, after a little ball juggling, surely you can capture their hairy, wrinkly majesty.



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26 May 2017, 7:16 pm

Haha.

My housemate came home the other day and said someone asked her, "If you could ask Donald Trump any question what would it be?"

Her response: "Why are you orange?"

Love that girl.


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26 May 2017, 7:19 pm

Why is he orange though?

Maybe that is the only colour those c***s come in?



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26 May 2017, 7:20 pm

He's an oompaloompa mutant.


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26 May 2017, 7:25 pm

For Kura.
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26 May 2017, 7:30 pm

kura's feet smell like sunshine and rose petals.


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26 May 2017, 7:33 pm

It was Patrick Stewart who made the claim, not me.(might be a sir but as a Scot we don't give s**t)


Crystalline and Pristine ma cracka



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26 May 2017, 7:37 pm

If a vagina is only 5 inches deep, how redundant are all those python-penised pornstars?


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