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26 May 2017, 7:39 pm

They are for women who have had a couple of children and are getting a little baggy and saggy and flappy, and not in a sexy way.



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26 May 2017, 7:47 pm

Trying to view that in a sexy way now.

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Items to pack for bushwalking:

A compact disc.

Can picture myself slipping it into the Ol' Bush Hard Drive.


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26 May 2017, 7:53 pm

I need a whistle.

Just in case I see someone I want to sexually harass and my lips are too dry to make one of my own.

And pink surveyors tape.

What, do they think I'm gay or something?


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26 May 2017, 7:54 pm

Pack a fly swatter.

Some condoms because why the hell not.

Actually you don't need condoms, cancer will get you before a child waaahaaahahaha.

Lighter pack, bonus.

A torch.

Sandpaper.

A small didgeridoo.



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26 May 2017, 7:55 pm

Roll of good quality gaffers tape.

To truss up any backpackers we come across, no doubt.


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26 May 2017, 7:57 pm

Wart off freeze.

To torture the backpackers.


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26 May 2017, 7:58 pm

A crystalline dildo.

A white Night Tampon called Danny.

A snail called Fred.

Beer.



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26 May 2017, 7:59 pm

The didgeridoo.

Also useful for torturing backpackers.


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26 May 2017, 8:00 pm

Must pack my vodka in the pocket flask.

To ward off rabid chatty people.


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26 May 2017, 8:03 pm

Vodka hip flask, back up half bottle in backpack.

People love to talk, especially about themselves, the filthy blabby c**t bastards.

Pack a gun.



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26 May 2017, 8:03 pm

Space blanket.

To signal aliens.


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26 May 2017, 8:05 pm

Cheese whistle.

To summon Abbos.



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26 May 2017, 8:05 pm

QuillAlba wrote:
Vodka hip flask, back up half bottle in backpack.

People love to talk, especially about themselves, the filthy blabby c**t bastards.

Pack a gun.

I only have a staple gun.
I doubt that will be sufficient.
These seem like hard-core chatters.
I'll pack a knife.


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26 May 2017, 8:05 pm

QuillAlba wrote:
Cheese whistle.

To summon Abbos.

All you need for that is a whiff of alcohol, mate.


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26 May 2017, 8:09 pm

Raleigh wrote:
QuillAlba wrote:
Cheese whistle.

To summon Abbos.

All you need for that is a whiff of alcohol, mate.


waaahahahaha

Mate of mine went to Oz, said the Abbos he met couldn't understand a word he said except for names of drugs lol



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26 May 2017, 8:13 pm

Yeah.
It's quite sad.
There's areas in Oz where petrol cars are forbidden because they syphon the petrol out and sniff it.


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