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05 Dec 2011, 6:58 pm

This statement is a lie.

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05 Dec 2011, 8:01 pm

I am really a blond.



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06 Dec 2011, 1:04 am

I have angel wings and can fly.


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06 Dec 2011, 3:46 am

Dear Impeccable D, I think you are supposed to post something that is NOT true. Sylkat :roll:



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06 Dec 2011, 4:41 am

I was acting very sweet before I went to bed, 5 hours ago. :D


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06 Dec 2011, 4:45 am

I am planning to conquer the world.



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06 Dec 2011, 7:21 am

Sylkat wrote:
Dear Impeccable D, I think you are supposed to post something that is NOT true. Sylkat :roll:


***TRUTH***
Sylkat, that is indeed untrue. I really don't have angel wings, and I can't fly.
***END***

I can teleport to any part of the world, and I am typing this message in mid-air.


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06 Dec 2011, 1:10 pm

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All the cacao growers are going on strike. For a year. 365 days without chocolate.
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8O I'll die.


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06 Dec 2011, 1:18 pm

I'm bursting with hope and energy this morning.



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06 Dec 2011, 1:30 pm

I am Bruce Almighty! My will be done!


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06 Dec 2011, 2:31 pm

Yes well I'm God at the moment.


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07 Dec 2011, 6:49 pm

I'm not in bed, drowsy, enjoying the warmth of a silly little dog who is under the covers, by my feet, snoring. She got some of my leftover Chinese food and has Teryaki breath.

Dear Illustrious D, Wouldn't flying be more fun, though? Think of all the UFO seekers you could drive absolutely frantic!

Dear Kevin, I knew it! Superior intellect leads to grand ambition! What kind of a house/mansion/palace will you have? Something like the Sultan of Brunei had built?
Or Versailles? Sylkat



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07 Dec 2011, 8:17 pm

Sylkat wrote:
I'm not in bed, drowsy, enjoying the warmth of a silly little dog who is under the covers, by my feet, snoring. She got some of my leftover Chinese food and has Teryaki breath.

Dear Illustrious D, Wouldn't flying be more fun, though? Think of all the UFO seekers you could drive absolutely frantic!

Dear Kevin, I knew it! Superior intellect leads to grand ambition! What kind of a house/mansion/palace will you have? Something like the Sultan of Brunei had built?
Or Versailles? Sylkat


It will be a massive barracks without any laboratories or libraries and a few million civil servants/soldiers. With me in power, the world would be in constant turmoil because I definitely hate law, rules, regulations, and order.



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08 Dec 2011, 2:25 am

Errol: I can talk in real life.


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08 Dec 2011, 4:16 am

theimperiousdork wrote:
Errol: I can talk in real life.


We know that's true.



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08 Dec 2011, 6:39 am

Dear Errol, Congratulations on your avatar! Ah, the brilliance of the Arctic ursine mind! What will happen when the 'D' finds out? It's partly blocking HIS avatar!
He'll probably lapse into his alter ego, Bruce Almighty, and turn all the neighborhood trees into giant lollipops out of meanness! Sylkat 8O