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Yes. Only that it also crawls out of the fridge at night, and is attempting to gain sentience through intense sublimation.


How drunk does a bear and an alligator would be in order to want to wrestle?

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Unfortunately, they wouldn't wrestle regardless of alcohol intake. The bear likes to hug everything when drunk and the alligator found out he likes hugs alcohol or not. They became besties and sell lemonade in the Florida Keys, but hugs are always free.



Why are blinds called, "mini blinds" even if they have to cover an entire window?

Because they are being modest.

Do you dare complain?

Oh, I dare.
I'm complaining about whatever the cause of your stomach ache.
Because... It's a stomach ache. Even if it doesn't affect me in any way.



What was it with the relationship between gas and plasma?

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The curry that was eaten between courses.

Is the weather thundery or is it just where I am?

If it's thundery where you am then it's not thundery somewhere am.

Is a slug just a homeless snail?

They were evicted for non payment of shell tax. Sadly this is a growing problem even with government support it is unlikely to get better in the near future.

Do cats like boxes?

They like to walk around in boxing gloves.

Can mittens be smitten?

If they can smite it with their mite.


What's the hype about being high?

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It is apparently enjoyable unless you are scared of heights.

Is it really true that who dares wins?

Depends on who who is (owls don't count - well, they might if they use a calculator but I've never seen one).

Why would an apple a day have anything to do with a doctor's location - don't apples exist on other days too?

Only the electronic kind exist on all days.

How many sheds is too many?

minus Pi.

How many hours a day should I sleep?

Sleep is a dangerous myth - don't try it!

Why would a woodchuck do what it is alleged to do?

He's a fan of Elijah Wood and Chuck Norris.

How to score a goal in football?

By falling over pretending to be hurt.

How do you score a goal in rugby?