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QuillAlba
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01 Jun 2017, 2:08 am

Sorry dude.

They are mine though.

racheypie666
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01 Jun 2017, 2:08 am

QA has a monopoly on p**** around these parts.

QuillAlba
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01 Jun 2017, 2:10 am

It's my sperm flavoured milkshake.

Even kip is in my yard, ah yeah ah yeah.

1Biggles1
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01 Jun 2017, 2:13 am

racheypie666 wrote:

QA has a monopoly on p**** around these parts.

Oh... and theres me thinking i was the stud of the thread! Not..... Good luck then Q! as for the victims, i would suggests at least doubling up! just sayin.

QuillAlba
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01 Jun 2017, 2:19 am

Whit?

b*****s ain't s**t but ho's and tricks.

Froya
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01 Jun 2017, 2:53 am

No, it's not Kips sister. He's just playing games with us.

Also, who of you is it that have taken a s**t on my terrace!! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !

QuillAlba
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01 Jun 2017, 2:54 am

It's a brown clown for you.

It was Rachel, I saw her.

*may have masterbated

Froya
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01 Jun 2017, 2:57 am

^You do NOT have monopoly on p**** around here! :mrgreen:

You have just married Rachel, start behaving like it.

QuillAlba
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01 Jun 2017, 2:59 am

Froya wrote:

^You do NOT have monopoly on p**** around here! :mrgreen:

You have just married Rachel, start behaving like it.

Really?

She is mine?

/rik mayall face

racheypie666
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01 Jun 2017, 3:01 am

^ Not quite.

Technically you're mine. Not the other way around.
I had Raleigh work some master/slave dynamics into the small print of our vows.
*zips your mask back up*

Stop trying to get banned, b***h!