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09 Jun 2017, 2:14 am

Cacti are offensive to me.


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09 Jun 2017, 2:16 am

C********

could also be

C'Rachiecunt.

woohoo I swore.



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09 Jun 2017, 2:21 am

Cacticunt

If you've lived in Queensland during the prickly pear invasion, you'd know exactly what I mean.
We were so poor we used to eat them.
Picking prickly pear prickles out of your tongue for the next week.


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09 Jun 2017, 2:23 am

Something almost Lovecraftian about C'Rachiecunt.
From the depths of the ocean, I roar my approval.


Can't write c-
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nless you find a way around i-
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09 Jun 2017, 2:24 am

Raleigh wrote:
Cacticunt

If you've lived in Queensland during the prickly pear invasion, you'd know exactly what I mean.
We were so poor we used to eat them.
Picking prickly pear prickles out of your tongue for the next week.


We used to grow veg in our garden.
Not as a cool hippy thing, but because my mum and dad wanted us to have enough to eat.
But we are white so we have privilege, some f*****g priv.



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09 Jun 2017, 2:25 am

racheypie666 wrote:
Something almost Lovecraftian about C'Rachiecunt.
From the depths of the ocean, I roar my approval.


Can't write c-
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nless you find a way around i-
t.


Pardon me boy, is this the lair of the great cthulhu,
In his city of slime, encased for all time.



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09 Jun 2017, 2:26 am

racheypie666 wrote:
Something almost Lovecraftian about C'Rachiecunt.
From the depths of the ocean, I roar my approval.


Can't write c-
unt, u-
nless you find a way around i-
t.


Hi RacheyCunt.



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09 Jun 2017, 2:26 am

Prickly pear, yum!
We must have been insane.

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09 Jun 2017, 2:33 am

Raleigh wrote:
Prickly pear, yum!
We must have been insane.

Image


FFS dude, nsfw warning please.



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09 Jun 2017, 2:46 am

^ Crazy how similar it is to those scrotum pics you sent me.


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09 Jun 2017, 3:07 am

My scrotum pic was artful and had style and panache.



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09 Jun 2017, 3:38 am

QuillAlba wrote:
My scrotum pic was artful and had style and panache.


What's the art direction like?
I'm thinking Wes Anderson.



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09 Jun 2017, 3:39 am

It's sad and wrinkly like Tommy Lee Jones.



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09 Jun 2017, 3:47 am

Rajatkhan would very much like to offer Love! and Marriage!
oh my wordy yes.

Scammertime.


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09 Jun 2017, 4:05 am

Warrup? 8)



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09 Jun 2017, 4:12 am

^ Many scammers are up, oh my lordy.


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