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19 Apr 2012, 8:46 pm

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I wonder if masturbating counts as a manly thing.

it's a manly thing if you're a man doing it, and a womanly thing if you're a woman doing it.


What if you're a robot?

digital?



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20 Apr 2012, 7:55 am

Technically it is 'digital' in the first two cases :p

Perhaps it is 'robotic' when robots do it ;)


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20 Apr 2012, 7:27 pm

Is it like the gents toilets in here, or are women really not allowed?


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21 Apr 2012, 1:16 am

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Is it like the gents toilets in here, or are women really not allowed?

i have no objection to the fairer gender in my loo, as long as they are at least civil.



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21 Apr 2012, 7:22 am

I just do whatever the hell I want. If they don't like it, screw 'em.

Can't hardly be more manly than that, so if I did anything to be more manly, I'd be less manly.



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21 Apr 2012, 2:27 pm

auntblabby wrote:
babybird wrote:
Is it like the gents toilets in here, or are women really not allowed?

i have no objection to the fairer gender in my loo, as long as they are at least civil.


Well I don't mind as long as you put the seat down :wink:


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23 Apr 2012, 9:27 pm

NoamEtedgy wrote:
I wonder if masturbating counts as a manly thing.


Just don't do it too much :D


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26 Apr 2012, 9:47 am

babybird wrote:
auntblabby wrote:
babybird wrote:
Is it like the gents toilets in here, or are women really not allowed?

i have no objection to the fairer gender in my loo, as long as they are at least civil.


Well I don't mind as long as you put the seat down :wink:


Get out...just...get out...

We flip it up to pee, so youse can flip it down to pee...


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26 Apr 2012, 10:13 am

Hahahaha :lol: I kind of like it in here, there's an earthiness about it.


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26 Apr 2012, 10:30 am

Earthiness? Must need a new urinal brick :|

BabyBird, do you ever get people play with your hair? It looks fun :D


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26 Apr 2012, 10:35 am

Guybrush_Threepwood wrote:
Earthiness? Must need a new urinal brick :|

BabyBird, do you ever get people play with your hair? It looks fun :D


Sometimes :lol:


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28 Apr 2012, 3:22 pm

Urine and hair... what a wonderful image that puts in my mind.
And wasting all our brainpower talking about masturbation instead of girlfriends.
Has anyone ere had a girlfriend/sex?

@babybird
Your hair does look wicked cool though. :D Did you do it yourself?



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05 May 2012, 9:11 pm

Ale. meat and viking metal makes me feel pretty manly



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10 May 2012, 8:13 pm

NorthPark wrote:
NoamEtedgy wrote:
I wonder if masturbating counts as a manly thing.


Just don't do it too much :D


Yeah, anything over 15 times a day is a little excessive.


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11 May 2012, 1:23 am

5 quality orgasms per day will keep your little buddy happy.



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11 May 2012, 2:49 am

auntblabby wrote:
5 quality orgasms per day will keep your little buddy happy.


At minimum.


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