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06 Jun 2008, 10:32 pm

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I gave my cat a bowl of milk this morning and I thought she was going to have an orgasm. 8O :lol:


8O

Never thought I'd see the word "milk" in Random Discussion. :lmao:


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06 Jun 2008, 10:38 pm

Nothing is really random with me.


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06 Jun 2008, 11:41 pm

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I gave my cat a bowl of milk this morning and I thought she was going to have an orgasm. 8O :lol:


Jeepers creepers! How much catnip didya spike it with? 8O :lol:



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06 Jun 2008, 11:49 pm

I LIKE CEREAL!



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07 Jun 2008, 12:11 am

Even from inside my room, I can smell something from outside burning, yet I'm the only one here that's worried about it. :?


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18 Jul 2008, 10:10 pm

Eh, damn......... :|


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18 Jul 2008, 10:35 pm

I need to hit the lottery.


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19 Jul 2008, 12:35 am

Say hello to my little friend!!


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19 Jul 2008, 12:37 am

^Are you masturbating again? j/k :P :lol:


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19 Jul 2008, 12:40 am

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^Are you masturbating again? j/k :P :lol:


:lmao:

I made a similar post in the other random thread.


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19 Jul 2008, 12:42 am

I'll leave that one alone, but, this one was too tempting. :shrug:


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19 Jul 2008, 2:29 am

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19 Jul 2008, 2:38 am

^ :lol: Those are pretty good.


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19 Jul 2008, 6:14 am

FINISH HIM/HER!! !! !!

(Have Mortal Kombat stuck in my head lol)


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19 Jul 2008, 10:59 am

From God:



When I created the heavens and the earth, I spoke them into being. When I created man, I formed him and breathed life into his nostrils. But you, woman, I fashioned after I breathed the breath of life into man because your nostrils are too delicate. I allowed a deep sleep to come over him so I could patiently and perfectly fashion you.


Man was put to sleep so that he could not interfere with the creativity. From one bone, I fashioned you. I chose the bone that protects man's life. I chose the rib, which protects his heart and lungs and supports him, as you are meant to do. Around this one bone, I shaped you...I modeled you. I created you perfectly and beautifully...


Your characteristics are as the rib, strong yet delicate and fragile. You provide protection for the most delicate organ in man, his heart. His heart is the center of his being; his lungs hold the breath of life. The rib cage will allow itself to be broken before it will allow damage to the heart. Support man as the rib cage supports the body. You were not taken from his feet, to be under him, nor were you taken from his head, to be above him. You were taken from his side, to stand beside him and be held close to his side.


You are my perfect angel..... You are my precious little girl. You have grown to be a splendid woman of excellence, and my eyes fill when I see the virtues in your heart.


Your eyes......don't change them.

Your lips -- how lovely when they part in prayer.

Your nose, so perfect in form.

Your hands so gentle to touch.

I've caressed your face in your deepest sleep.

I've held your heart close to mine.


Of all that lives and breathes, you are most like me. Adam walked with me in the cool of the day, yet he was lonely. He could not see me or touch me. He could only feel me. So everything I wanted Adam to share and experience with me, I fashioned in you; my holiness, my strength, my purity, my love, my protection and support.

You are special because you are an extension of me.


Man represents my image, woman my emotions. Together, you represent the totality of God. So man ...treat woman well. Love her, respect her, for she is fragile.

From http://divinedawn.blogspot.com/2008/07/letter-from-god-for-women.html


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19 Jul 2008, 11:24 am

That is beautiful but fragile... Im not fragile