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PhosphorusDecree
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20 Oct 2021, 12:49 pm

You've been playing it on "Expert" mode.

What's the difference between a frog and a toad?


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20 Oct 2021, 1:10 pm

Frogs are actually lizards and toads are insects. They are so similar to each other because of convergent evolution.

What's the next skill I should learn?


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20 Oct 2021, 1:24 pm

The Skil chainsaw if you want to be a survivalist.

Did you know that Mickey Mantle never dug his way to the Mantle of the Earth?



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20 Oct 2021, 1:35 pm

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The Skil chainsaw if you want to be a survivalist.

Did you know that Mickey Mantle never dug his way to the Mantle of the Earth?


But saw I saw him, which is to say I seen him.

Why is my cat always stuffed if she doesn't have a mouth?


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20 Oct 2021, 2:14 pm

Sadly there are significant numbers of counterfeit cats coming in from China. Often they have serious defects, parts missing or catch fire. A great many also don't pass emissions regulations so beware!

Why is Dog V4 staring at me and making silly noises?



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20 Oct 2021, 2:29 pm

That is the countdown sequence to liftoff. Please clear the launchpad.

Are friends electric? (I need to know. For a friend.)


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20 Oct 2021, 3:04 pm

PhosphorusDecree wrote:
That is the countdown sequence to liftoff. Please clear the launchpad.

Are friends electric? (I need to know. For a friend.)


Gary Numan was mistaken, friends are obliged to be gas-powered.

Do androids dream of electric sheep?


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20 Oct 2021, 3:16 pm

Androids count sheep to a thousand decimal places.

Why are clouds possible?



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20 Oct 2021, 11:10 pm

Genius genies and covert ops aliens.


What is your relationship with your phone?


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21 Oct 2021, 12:20 am

We're not speaking.

What colour is a headache?


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21 Oct 2021, 12:24 am

Baby blue and pink. Maybe transparent clear.


How thick is water and what does that have to do with blood?


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21 Oct 2021, 2:53 am

Water is 7 inches thick. Below it, there is a 9 inches layer of blood.

How to become a master pianist?


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21 Oct 2021, 3:09 am

10,000 hours worth of practice of eating pianos and pianists.


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21 Oct 2021, 3:31 am

Drink twenty four and a half beers.

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21 Oct 2021, 4:37 am

Download the app.

How do I get my cat down from a tree?



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21 Oct 2021, 4:43 am

Try bribing it. If this doesn't work send a dog up there. If this also fails and the dog gets stuck too use a chainsaw. Ensure you aim the tree for your neighbour's house so you don't damage your own.

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