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Squirsh
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06 Jan 2012, 12:35 pm

Squirrels are rather fond of designer underwear.

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06 Jan 2012, 12:35 pm

I am really looking forward to the 2012 olympics, I can't think of anything better that the money could have been spent on.

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06 Jan 2012, 12:41 pm

I can.

The fund$ could be donated to an international fund to supply designer lingerie to needy squirrels worldwide, but noooo...

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06 Jan 2012, 1:11 pm

Squirels favourite designers are all very obsure norweigan designers but I've heard they've been spotted buying knock offs in primark

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Squirsh
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06 Jan 2012, 1:13 pm

That's only so they can burn them. Squirrels are very snobby when it comes to their fashion, and are prone to fits of rage when presented with something that isn't trendy.

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06 Jan 2012, 1:19 pm

Of COURSE the squirrels are upset! If they are furry little fashion snobs who are focused on stylish but slu*ty appearance, and just now realized that Norwegian designers specialize in only THERMAL underwear, no wonder they are throwing fits (and acorns)!

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06 Jan 2012, 1:29 pm

I didn't take another picture if myself.

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07 Jan 2012, 12:17 am

I'm not downloading 'Dexter', the year with Lumen, and it's not taking FOREVER!

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07 Jan 2012, 2:06 am

Today was excellent! For once, I didn't oversleep even though I wanted to do so and everything was happy and went according to plan.

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07 Jan 2012, 5:29 am

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07 Jan 2012, 6:36 am

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07 Jan 2012, 6:38 am

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07 Jan 2012, 8:23 am

I am kissing a ghost now.

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07 Jan 2012, 8:25 am

Rostrum Romae: Kevinjh will die before midnight!
Kevinjh: What!?
Rostrum Romae: Yes, thy end is nigh.

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07 Jan 2012, 8:47 am

A burning dormouse is an informal fallacy.

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07 Jan 2012, 3:58 pm

Kevinjh: You didn't say which time zone's midnight at all.
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Kevinjh: I guess not....

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