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Because nature abhors a vacuum.

Where is the Taj Mahal?

Somewhere in Birmingham.

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Under my study table.


How does one fail a blood test?

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By having red blood instead of blue.

Tell me something about octopuses.

They are suckers for discounted rocks.

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They are always asleep and experience reality as a sort of persistent nightmare.

What's larger, a cubicle or a booth?

The chair and the table wins.


How do humans overclock?

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They connect themselves to multiple batteries then press go.

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That's what tinfoil hats are designed for - they help radiate extra heat from overclocking.

Would you wear a vampire costume?

Yes, but only to a funeral.

Why aren't more weddings held under water?

Mid-air parachute weddings are cheaper.

Is it possible to read too many books?

Only if you are a woodworm. Books are a leading cause of obesity and premature deaths in woodworm. This is due to them not having the internet and having to go down the library where they can't help but snack.

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Yes.
Subjects ended up performing hemicorporectomy on self and commit high treason right after.


How to question sanity?

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Come to sanity's parlor, wait for invitation, come inside, introduce yourself, then you can start asking some polite questions.

How not to question sanity?

By questioning it to begin with. More so specifically interrogating it.


Enumerate ways to tenderize meat.

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1. Serenade with a heartfelt lovesong
2. Provide a positive example by first tenderizing yourself
3. Soak in paraffin

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