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14 Jul 2017, 5:38 pm
14 Jul 2017, 5:39 pm
14 Jul 2017, 5:41 pm
QuillAlba wrote:
ImAnAspie wrote:
QuillAlba wrote:
You are drunk.
Give me your car keys.
Give me your car keys.
You're absolutely RIGHT!
I'd give you my car except, I don't have one! LOL!
Good.
I can't drive.
it would have ended badly.
I can drive!
But I'm banned.
14 Jul 2017, 5:42 pm
I'm 100% sober but broke a strut anyway.
Whatever nevermind car basically = house anyway.
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14 Jul 2017, 5:42 pm
Raleigh wrote:
ImAnAspie wrote:
Raleigh wrote:
^ does he ever tell you not to drink?
He hasn't got to that part yet.
I'd be reporting that angel for breaching the COC.
What's COC stand for?
That's what I hate working for a Government Department. We have these useless, time consuming meetings (when I could be doing work) and they throw around all of these acronyms that I have ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA what they mean or stand for.
((BLODDY NOISY COCKIES) It's morning here in Padstow Heights)
What does COC stand for? (And why do Government Departments LOVE them so much?)
P.S.
I'm going to buy a microwave oven today because my last one blew up.
14 Jul 2017, 5:44 pm
Having my license paperwork from those people would falsely imply my being interested in who they think I am.
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"Standing on a well-chilled cinder, we see the fading of the suns, and try to recall the vanished brilliance of the origin of the worlds."
-Georges Lemaitre
"I fly through hyperspace, in my green computer interface"
-Gem Tos
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14 Jul 2017, 5:45 pm
14 Jul 2017, 5:50 pm
ImAnAspie wrote:
Raleigh wrote:
ImAnAspie wrote:
Raleigh wrote:
^ does he ever tell you not to drink?
He hasn't got to that part yet.
I'd be reporting that angel for breaching the COC.
What's COC stand for?
That's what I hate working for a Government Department. We have these useless, time consuming meetings (when I could be doing work) and they throw around all of these acronyms that I have ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA what they mean or stand for.
((BLODDY NOISY COCKIES) It's morning here in Padstow Heights)
What does COC stand for? (And why do Government Departments LOVE them so much?)
P.S.
I'm going to buy a microwave oven today because my last one blew up.
How can you work for a Government Department and not know what the COC is?
It's a load of COC(k), that's what it is.
14 Jul 2017, 5:51 pm
ImAnAspie wrote:
ImAnAspie wrote:
I've wrestled with Angels all my life. It's always the halos and wings that keep you blind.
(Except for my guardian angel, Yahel (Yod He He (יהוה) He has protected me all throughout my life.
Yahel – Angel of the Angelic Order of Thrones. His name is inscribed on the 4th Pentacle of the Moon.
He is my birth Angel, has been with me all of my life and has and will protect me until I die.
I'm a good person. That's why he watches over me. That's why, despite all that's gone on in my life, and I should have been run over, burned up, died in my lifetime, I'm still alive.
He gives me warnings on what not to do in future but he protects me in the darkest times of my life!
I'm still alive
(Except for my guardian angel, Yahel (Yod He He (יהוה) He has protected me all throughout my life.
Yahel – Angel of the Angelic Order of Thrones. His name is inscribed on the 4th Pentacle of the Moon.
He is my birth Angel, has been with me all of my life and has and will protect me until I die.
I'm a good person. That's why he watches over me. That's why, despite all that's gone on in my life, and I should have been run over, burned up, died in my lifetime, I'm still alive.
He gives me warnings on what not to do in future but he protects me in the darkest times of my life!
I'm still alive
And NO! I'm not some weirdo, drugged up hippie with long, unwashed, braided hair! I'm a sensible, level headed guy who's WICKED SMART!!
Well I don't braid my hair for much the same reason I'm not cutting it.
I guess people want to ignore what dreadlocks mean.
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"Standing on a well-chilled cinder, we see the fading of the suns, and try to recall the vanished brilliance of the origin of the worlds."
-Georges Lemaitre
"I fly through hyperspace, in my green computer interface"
-Gem Tos
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14 Jul 2017, 5:52 pm
14 Jul 2017, 5:53 pm
14 Jul 2017, 5:54 pm
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14 Jul 2017, 5:54 pm
Raleigh wrote:
ImAnAspie wrote:
Raleigh wrote:
ImAnAspie wrote:
Raleigh wrote:
^ does he ever tell you not to drink?
He hasn't got to that part yet.
I'd be reporting that angel for breaching the COC.
What's COC stand for?
That's what I hate working for a Government Department. We have these useless, time consuming meetings (when I could be doing work) and they throw around all of these acronyms that I have ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA what they mean or stand for.
((BLODDY NOISY COCKIES) It's morning here in Padstow Heights)
What does COC stand for? (And why do Government Departments LOVE them so much?)
P.S.
I'm going to buy a microwave oven today because my last one blew up.
How can you work for a Government Department and not know what the COC is?
It's a load of COC(k), that's what it is.
No. I work for Border Force now and we're not allowed to use language like that now.
We've got to record everything on our monthly spreadsheets now. Even if we fart, we've got to record it!
14 Jul 2017, 6:01 pm
ImAnAspie
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14 Jul 2017, 6:06 pm
ImAnAspie wrote:
Raleigh wrote:
ImAnAspie wrote:
Raleigh wrote:
ImAnAspie wrote:
Raleigh wrote:
^ does he ever tell you not to drink?
He hasn't got to that part yet.
I'd be reporting that angel for breaching the COC.
What's COC stand for?
That's what I hate working for a Government Department. We have these useless, time consuming meetings (when I could be doing work) and they throw around all of these acronyms that I have ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA what they mean or stand for.
((BLODDY NOISY COCKIES) It's morning here in Padstow Heights)
What does COC stand for? (And why do Government Departments LOVE them so much?)
P.S.
I'm going to buy a microwave oven today because my last one blew up.
How can you work for a Government Department and not know what the COC is?
It's a load of COC(k), that's what it is.
No. I work for Border Force now and we're not allowed to use language like that now.
We've got to record everything on our monthly spreadsheets now. Even if we fart, we've got to record it!
My Monthly Spreadsheet Entry:
Date:...................Time:.............Excuse:..........Comments:
14/07/2017......2 seconds...........Farted.............sorry
14 Jul 2017, 6:11 pm
