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04 Nov 2021, 10:57 pm

Because feetkerchiefs failed.


How to punch something without punching anything?


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05 Nov 2021, 8:01 am

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How to pull a pulley?


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05 Nov 2021, 8:04 am

Buy it a drink.

What type of animal was Kermit the Frog?


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05 Nov 2021, 8:05 am

Flying fire breathing giant reptile.


What's that up in the sky??


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05 Nov 2021, 8:07 am

My little finger.

Why do we keep our fingers crossed?


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05 Nov 2021, 8:09 am

It's a type of isometrics.

Why doesn't the US adopt the Metric System?



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05 Nov 2021, 8:12 am

Because its parents say it's not for adoption.

How to celebrate?


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05 Nov 2021, 8:29 am

Cough repeatedly as shown in this video.



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05 Nov 2021, 8:44 am

By setting a dumpster on fire and play in a burning dumpster.


What's the best way to cure headaches?


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05 Nov 2021, 8:50 am

Remove the forehead. If not helping, chop off the whole head.

How to cure fatigue?


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05 Nov 2021, 8:54 am

Remove the top of the skull and scoop the brain out. Glue top back on and fill with expanding foam through either ear. WARNING: this treatment may cause you to believe internet conspiracy theories that aren't based on common sense.

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05 Nov 2021, 9:51 am

Work harder. If it doesn't help, it means you're not working hard enough.

Where can I meet an okapi?


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05 Nov 2021, 9:58 am

In a Mathematics class full of Okas.

Are Okas on the Spectrum?



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05 Nov 2021, 10:47 am

Yes. The problem is that someone took them to a Photoshop and had their colors several times desaturated.


How about flies? Are they in the spectrum?


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05 Nov 2021, 11:02 am

They just lay eggs in the spectrum and the resulting maggots feed off it.

How long does it take to boil an egg.


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05 Nov 2021, 11:30 am

Use a nuclear reactor.

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