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Zen
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24 Jul 2011, 6:09 pm

I know lots of straight old guys.

Edit: Mind you, I don't find that unappealing. :lol:



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24 Jul 2011, 6:09 pm

chrissyrun wrote:
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Cornflake, I think chrissy will beat you to 6,000 ;)
:cheers: 8)
Blows a very long and very wet raspberry. :P
raspberry Noun. A flatulent imitative sound made with the lips and tongue, either expressing derision or used humourously for its rude associated qualities. From the rhyming slang raspberry tart meaning 'fart'
www.peevish.co.uk/slang/r.htm

I don't know UK slang! :x
Well, you got that bit of it correct! :lol:


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24 Jul 2011, 6:09 pm

Zen wrote:
I know lots of straight old guys.


My uncle is straight and old.



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24 Jul 2011, 6:10 pm

chrissyrun wrote:
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I know lots of straight old guys.


My uncle is straight and old.

These days everyone knows someone who is straight and old. Such a shame. :cry:



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24 Jul 2011, 6:11 pm

A lot of old cones are straight and pointy.


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24 Jul 2011, 6:12 pm

Zen wrote:
chrissyrun wrote:
Zen wrote:
I know lots of straight old guys.


My uncle is straight and old.

These days everyone knows someone who is straight and old. Such a shame. :cry:


I know! Why can't all the straight old people get together?!



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24 Jul 2011, 6:12 pm

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A lot of old cones are straight and pointy.


I thought they were round and pointy?



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24 Jul 2011, 6:14 pm

That too.


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24 Jul 2011, 6:16 pm

chrissyrun wrote:
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chrissyrun wrote:
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Cornflake, I think chrissy will beat you to 6,000 ;)
:cheers: 8)
Blows a very long and very wet raspberry. :P


raspberry Noun. A flatulent imitative sound made with the lips and tongue, either expressing derision or used humourously for its rude associated qualities. From the rhyming slang raspberry tart meaning 'fart'
www.peevish.co.uk/slang/r.htm

I don't know UK slang! :x

I don't think that's UK-specific; I've heard it lots here.

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All the nice guys are straight or old. :(


:lol:


Or taken. :?

That too, although I'm not so worried about that. :P

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Tsk. It's possible to be both, you know.
[ETA: it's also possible to be gay+old+very nice]

Yes, I know, but straight males aren't attracted to other males, and I'd never date a male over 18 until I am myself. :P



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24 Jul 2011, 6:21 pm

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I don't think that's UK-specific; I've heard it lots here.


But I've only heard/seen it in the context of blowing a raspberry on a baby's stomach/


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Yes, I know, but straight males aren't attracted to other males, and I'd never date a male over 18 until I am myself. :P


So you are gay? I was wondering because of that post, but I am awkward at asking people questions like that.



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24 Jul 2011, 6:22 pm

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That too.


2...1 :wink:

Remember....you couldn't find 1, then 2, and then bla, bla , bla.....wow. I failed. :lol:



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24 Jul 2011, 6:22 pm

What?


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24 Jul 2011, 6:58 pm

Post #61965. Take away the 6 and you have 1965. :P


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24 Jul 2011, 7:12 pm

I just jumped because a car going past my window honked and my roomates laughed.



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24 Jul 2011, 7:53 pm

>.> I ran into this student at school who smokes.

She says she has "connections".
My assumption is that she friends people via facebook, and shares them. She also works at a bowling alley, so maybe she gets them there.

She tried to friend me once in class. She said "You can sit next to me if you want", and then she said "I really like her" to some people she was sitting next to. The way it sounded was almost like she was gay in a way. Chances of a female being "gay" on this campus are very low, so I doubt it. Either that or she wanted to share her "connections" with me.

I'm not really interested in smoking or anything though. The people on this campus are overly-pervasive, they look at peoples teeth when they smile for smoke stains. It's like we can't even smile anymore, because of this reintroduced drug paraphernalia.

I'm not one but still, people look at me as though I might be one because of my low attention span.

What is this world coming to?



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24 Jul 2011, 7:55 pm

In every sense, this world is coming to hell, Maeko!

Almost bedtime for me and the cones.


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