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10 Apr 2007, 8:43 pm

I sentence you to a life in a desolate place where people are completely backwards... namely Alabama.



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11 Apr 2007, 7:33 am

i sentence you to drive this 2CV:
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXOJ28b6WIo[/youtube]



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11 Apr 2007, 9:57 pm

I sentence you to live with the Buckets (it's pronounced Bouquet).


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11 Apr 2007, 10:53 pm

I sentence you to being shot by a GI Joe.



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11 Apr 2007, 11:03 pm

I sentence you to a meal of pork and beans and pineapple



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11 Apr 2007, 11:18 pm

NOT KOSHER!! !

I sentence you to eating food from my college cafeteria!



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11 Apr 2007, 11:20 pm

I sentence you to a lifetime of interacting with wax paper. You may interact with this wax paper in any way you choose at any time, but you must continue to interact with it at all times.



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11 Apr 2007, 11:21 pm

Well I sentence you to eating your mother's food!



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11 Apr 2007, 11:22 pm

aylissa wrote:
Well I sentence you to eating your mother's food!


Better than the food from Washakie!



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12 Apr 2007, 5:59 am

lol @ waxpaper


I sentence you having a garbage bag collecting disorder, so bad that even when the windows of your house break due to the pressure you still do not stop. You must also endure the stress and fatigue of naming each one uniquely.



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12 Apr 2007, 6:06 am

i sentence you to eat all the evidence of your crime and you were no pastry thief :lol: :lol: :P



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16 Apr 2007, 7:41 pm

ahayes wrote:
Flow wrote:
ahayes wrote:
I sentence you to performing your gymnastics on live television... in a Barney suit.

I sentence you to watching me perform gymnastics on live television... in a Barney suit :!:


I sentence you to subsequently playing lacrosse on live tv in a baby bopp suit.


I sentence ahayes, and whoever posted above me to watching me play lacrosse on live tv in a baby bopp suit :!:
P.S. I'm goalie :!:


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16 Apr 2007, 8:10 pm

I point and laugh.

And I sentence you to performing ballet... naked.



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16 Apr 2007, 8:13 pm

I sentence you to be cast into the void, the one with no feeling, only emptiness.


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16 Apr 2007, 8:20 pm

Anubis wrote:
I sentence you to be cast into the void, the one with no feeling, only emptiness.


doesn't do you any good, I am part void jumper

as a matter of fact I find the emptness and quiet make it quite a nice vacation spot.

I sentence you to having to start from a lowly servant go'uld again.



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16 Apr 2007, 8:22 pm

I sentence you to being my first prime.


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