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09 Feb 2012, 8:38 pm

I'm very excited for my two tests tomorrow. I've studied so much for them over the past week. I'm totally prepared.

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09 Feb 2012, 8:40 pm

Hmmm...if we made a pie using Mick's roast beef, Bergholt's pie crust, and Ridcully's Wow-Wow sauce, that would probably be the pinnacle of human gourmet creations!

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09 Feb 2012, 8:44 pm

The sentient cheese would help with the flavor!

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09 Feb 2012, 8:48 pm

The sentient cheese will bite your tongue if you try to eat it.

If Albirea asked nicely, the sentient cheese would help her study for her tests.

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09 Feb 2012, 10:29 pm

The, "glass," on the avatar is completely opaque.

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09 Feb 2012, 10:44 pm

my other head always tells the truth, even when it lies.

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09 Feb 2012, 11:29 pm

I eat ice cream for breakfast.

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10 Feb 2012, 12:39 am

I ain't afraid of no ghost.

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10 Feb 2012, 12:41 am

I'm completely smart about this.

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10 Feb 2012, 12:44 am

I just love all of humanity, and especially the people in this town

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10 Feb 2012, 5:12 am

Strawberry muffins get twice the fuel economy of blueberry muffins.

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10 Feb 2012, 5:23 am

I'm not at home

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10 Feb 2012, 6:43 am

Neither am I.

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10 Feb 2012, 7:12 am

I LOVE MY JOB.

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10 Feb 2012, 7:16 am

Cornflake wrote:

Neither am I.

Me, neither. I am suspended three feet in the air on the top of Mount Everest.

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11 Feb 2012, 2:29 am

sauerkraut and red beans together, produces twice the amount of intestinal gas, as sauerkraut does alone. when you add beer, that triples the amount. in anycase, when i eat that stuff, it levitates me 3 feet in the air for about an hour. when a relative lit a candle during this time, the resultant explosion blew us both out of the kitchen.

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