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So, basically, Kyle is floating and Aunt Blabby is flying?

Sylkat

I am working on the following:
Abalone Sandwich tossed with Tortilla
Creamy Turkey Gravy with Steamed Swordfish Burger
Greenish Lime with a side of Dried Spam Milkshake

And let us not forget to add quicksilver! Anything as vibrant as that inorganic junk must be good!

Kevinjh is the world's most gifted and innovative gourmet chef, and all the television networks are competing for him. They know that his shall be the highest-rated cooking show of all time!

Sylkat

Content, satisfied, fulfilled, peaceful. All words that describe me perfectly.

I seek The Precious.

I love cottage cheese. I can live on that stuff.

Dear Kyle, Pennywise was CREEEPY!

Oops, sorry, forgot to lie:
Jack Nicholson, in 'The Shining', was just the ideal gentleman to work in that hotel, wasn't he?

Sylkat ! !

i have a standing offer with area restaurants to augment the aroma of their sauerkraut.

The word 'dense' rhymes with the word 'crunch'.

I'm taking full advantage of all the free time I have at the moment...

I am not serving as a mattress for a big cat (Beast), a little cat, and a snoring Chiweenie (Brown Sugar Creme Brûlée ).

Sylkat

I had a mattress last night for dinner.

With Ridcully's Wow-Wow Sauce, or melted cheese on top?
Personally, I prefer peanut butter.

Sylkat

Sylkat destroyed my dog's self esteem.

I always have lots of energy