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08 Nov 2021, 5:15 am

Noses are overrated.

Do you know your arse from your elbow?



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08 Nov 2021, 5:54 am

No but I know my elbow's arse from my nose.

Can an ass be bad?


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08 Nov 2021, 6:29 am

Yes. If you poke it with a finger and it doesn't immediately spring back into shape, I'm afraid it has gone bad.

How many fingers can you manage without?


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08 Nov 2021, 6:30 am

122.



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08 Nov 2021, 6:42 am

92.23.

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08 Nov 2021, 7:47 am

A human can manage without fingers if they happen to have tentacles like Slender Man.

Why has nobody been able to capture Big Foot?



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08 Nov 2021, 7:51 am

His feet are so small that he leaves no tracks.

Why has no one been able to bust a real ghost?


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08 Nov 2021, 8:25 am

Because it's impossible to cuff them. Even if you could put them in a cell they would simply walk through the wall and escape.

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08 Nov 2021, 8:40 am

Without fingers, I'd have a hard time realizing my erotic goals.

Epicureanism, or Hedonism?



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08 Nov 2021, 8:51 am

Both can cause severe gastric distress and are best avoided.

What happens if you sneeze and fart at the same time?


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08 Nov 2021, 8:57 am

You achieve Higher Illumination and become a Christmas Tree.

What dinosaurs survived the asteroid impact?


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08 Nov 2021, 8:58 am

Baby Boomers!

Are we, to some degree, able to hear the Big Bang?



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08 Nov 2021, 8:59 am

Yes.
By breaking the time and space continuum, and create a portal between your lungs and intestines.


Why wink?


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08 Nov 2021, 9:11 am

So I don't become known as a winky-dink.

When you dig something, does it go way down in the ground?



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08 Nov 2021, 9:13 am

That's how you summon ghosts.

Why sleep?


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08 Nov 2021, 9:16 am

To release the Snore Monsters, who are drinking all my bodily fluids.

Is your Snore hard to Ignore?