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13 Feb 2012, 3:48 pm

Here's a good joke:
"My dog has no nose"
"Really? So how does he smell?"
"He doesn't; I just told you - he has no nose"

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13 Feb 2012, 3:50 pm

Cornflake is almost as mature as me with finding place names for the place name thread.


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13 Feb 2012, 3:55 pm

Dear Trigas, How dould a dog who owns such a nice person as you be anything but jubilantly self-confident?
Dear Ten, So you've got lots of energy? Well, you must have gotten some of mine!
DearCornflake, I saw some Mandarin Orange Dog Shampoo at the store yesterday, should have bought it and sent it to you!

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13 Feb 2012, 3:56 pm

Sylkat wrote:
Dear Trigas, How dould a dog who owns such a nice person as you be anything but jubilantly self-confident?


touche :lol:


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13 Feb 2012, 3:59 pm

Dear Trigas, And true?

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13 Feb 2012, 4:03 pm

Oh so very true. :wink:


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13 Feb 2012, 4:47 pm

Dear Trigas, Since this is the 'Blatant Lies' thingie,how do we translate the last 3 posts?
Maybe we just edit each one and put 'NOT!' at the end of them!

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13 Feb 2012, 4:48 pm

Yes! It keep things boring! :lol:


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13 Feb 2012, 4:53 pm

All humans always tell the truth.



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13 Feb 2012, 4:56 pm

Especially governments.

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13 Feb 2012, 4:58 pm

And that is why we would most definitely hope Vetinari never gets elected.



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13 Feb 2012, 5:06 pm

I thought that he thought that the position was his for life.
Somebody's life, anyway.

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13 Feb 2012, 5:19 pm

I did not enjoy that pizza.



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13 Feb 2012, 5:20 pm

Tequila wrote:
I did not enjoy that pizza.


I don't like pizza at all.


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13 Feb 2012, 5:55 pm

KyleTheGhost wrote:
Tequila wrote:
I did not enjoy that pizza.


I don't like pizza at all.


I avoid pizza as much as I can.


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13 Feb 2012, 6:22 pm

AnonymousAnonymous wrote:
KyleTheGhost wrote:
Tequila wrote:
I did not enjoy that pizza.
I don't like pizza at all.
I avoid pizza as much as I can.
Pizza? Pah, filthy stuff. I deliberately never, ever, under any circumstances, eat it on Thursdays.


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