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It gets it's name because there is a constant flow of Rhinos.

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The Rhine whines too much.....and cries too much. As a result, it's been proven that it is able to hold lots of water.

How did Napoleon feel ere he saw Elba?

It tickled his funny bone.

Why did Albert Einstein invent the lightbulb?

So he could see Relativity well.

Which side is comedy, and which side is drama, on one of those theatrical masks?

All the world's a stage and all the men and women merely players.

Therefore, there are no theatrical masks apart from N95 in which case the nozzle goes outward.


Byron or Shelley?

Dog V4 with muddy feet.

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Byron for a romp in the hay, and Shelley for a lullaby.

With modern antibiotics included.

Snap, crackle, or pop?

Cornflakes.

Are you upset that there are more colors in Lucky Charms than there used to be?

Yes, when I was growing up we could only afford the black and white ones.

What does a leprechaun keep in his crock?

It's all a crock, anyway!! !!

Should you wear a life jacket when you walk through a swamp?

Not if your name is Brian Laundrie.


To be or not to be?

I am not tubby!

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It is noble to endure the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune.

Is that not so?

My friend was on Wheel of Fortune. She nobly won a vacuum cleaner but I don't recall any slings or arrows.

Who burned too brightly for this world?

Mr A Moth.

Who got a burnt posterior?