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kraftiekortie Veteran
Joined: 4 Feb 2014Gender: MalePosts: 87,510Location: Queens, NYC
He wasn’t Venus……that’s for sure!Is Pluto a planet?
PhosphorusDecree Veteran
Joined: 3 May 2016Age: 46Gender: MalePosts: 3,722Location: Yorkshire, UK
Yes. Pluto was reclassified as a planet in 2006. Prior to that, it was considered to be a kind of blue cheese.What kind of animal is Goofy supposed to be?
A sort of hybrid mutt kind of rodent-canine.What are “time flies”?
Matrix Glitch Veteran
Joined: 21 Oct 2021Age: 64Gender: MalePosts: 3,741Location: US
Time flies is a combination of Time Lord and Lord of the Flies. When is it time to call 911?
IsabellaLinton Veteran
Joined: 1 Nov 2017Gender: FemalePosts: 72,433Location: Chez Quis
When it's sunny. Is Pad Thai made out of pads or ties?
DirkGently69 Veteran
Joined: 12 Nov 2021Gender: MalePosts: 910Location: Australia
It’s a bow tie made from pads.What time is hammertime?
When I go to Norway with Uber. What's for breakfast?
Dessert.Why aren't potatoes on the endangered species list?
magz Veteran
Joined: 1 Jun 2017Age: 41Gender: FemalePosts: 16,283Location: Poland
Because they're already extinct.What's the best painkiller?
A sunburn.Why is sea water salty?
maycontainthunder Veteran
Joined: 9 Mar 2020Gender: MalePosts: 2,879
Because it's full of weed.Are garden gnomes aliens in disguise?
DuckHairback Veteran
Joined: 27 Jan 2021Age: 47Gender: MalePosts: 5,484Location: Durotriges Territory
No. They're absolutely not in disguise, that's just what aliens look like.What is Hawaii's way to say Merry Christmas to you?
Erupt a volcano.How does a sail work?
People go and buy things for less than normal.Are we the descendants of aliens visiting this planet?
Edna3362 Veteran
Joined: 29 Oct 2011Gender: FemalePosts: 13,727Location: ᜆᜄᜎᜓᜄ᜔
No. We humans, instead, had just popped out of the ground as soon as there was sufficient oxygen on Earth.Why crocodiles have birds for it's close relative??
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They swap eggs with each other every now and then.How to defeat a gorilla?