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14 Nov 2021, 7:28 pm

He wasn’t Venus……that’s for sure!

Is Pluto a planet?



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14 Nov 2021, 7:56 pm

Yes. Pluto was reclassified as a planet in 2006. Prior to that, it was considered to be a kind of blue cheese.

What kind of animal is Goofy supposed to be?


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14 Nov 2021, 8:02 pm

A sort of hybrid mutt kind of rodent-canine.

What are “time flies”?



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15 Nov 2021, 12:07 am

Time flies is a combination of Time Lord and Lord of the Flies.

When is it time to call 911?



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15 Nov 2021, 12:12 am

When it's sunny.

Is Pad Thai made out of pads or ties?


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15 Nov 2021, 1:01 am

It’s a bow tie made from pads.

What time is hammertime?



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15 Nov 2021, 1:16 am

When I go to Norway with Uber.

What's for breakfast?


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15 Nov 2021, 2:46 am

Dessert.

Why aren't potatoes on the endangered species list?



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15 Nov 2021, 3:47 am

Because they're already extinct.

What's the best painkiller?


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15 Nov 2021, 8:54 am

A sunburn.

Why is sea water salty?



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15 Nov 2021, 8:55 am

Because it's full of weed.

Are garden gnomes aliens in disguise?



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15 Nov 2021, 8:59 am

No. They're absolutely not in disguise, that's just what aliens look like.

What is Hawaii's way to say Merry Christmas to you?


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15 Nov 2021, 9:03 am

Erupt a volcano.

How does a sail work?


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15 Nov 2021, 8:22 pm

People go and buy things for less than normal.

Are we the descendants of aliens visiting this planet?



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15 Nov 2021, 11:58 pm

No. We humans, instead, had just popped out of the ground as soon as there was sufficient oxygen on Earth.


Why crocodiles have birds for it's close relative??


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16 Nov 2021, 3:12 am

They swap eggs with each other every now and then.

How to defeat a gorilla?


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