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Did you know that Ramen was invented in 1958 as a cheap way to give people hypertension?
Ramen is actually a corruption of the word Ra-Amon, which was itself a dyslexic attempt at Amon-Ra. Noodles, like everything else were invented in Egypt; China borrowed them and claimed them for its own (much like hieroglyphics). Now, I know you think you're so smart and you're like "Pffft. If Ramen is an Egyptian word, it would have undergone more sound shift in the interveining, lyk, 500 years. Sheeple 
"But you;d be oh so wrong, and you'd know that if you'd actually bothered to read history rather than the crap you get fed in grade school, take a look >>>here<<< and come back when you have a clue idiot.
What the hell are you talking about? The Egyptians didn't eat noodles, they subsisted on freeze dried food because it's the most efficient source of energy during long interplanetary missions.
That makes no sense, Egypt is at the intersection of nearly every galactic layline there is; they wouldn't need to go on long missions in outer space
Wrong again monsieur. How do you think they got those big blocks there for their pyramids? They couldn't possibly have done it with ancient Egyptian technology in earth gravity; they had to be built on the moon and then sent here with mass drivers.
Man, you're full of it tonight aren't you? If they'd been built on the moon, the time dilation would've meant they'd take 10000 years earth time, which is totally implausible
The moon's moving. That means it's time is slower, so they took 1/10th the time measured on earth as they do on the moon.
Look, I grew up on the moon, I *think* I know more than some guy who's never left the state of Wyoming.
Edit: Oops, that was meant for another forum
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13 Jul 2009, 8:29 pm
""Look, I grew up on the moon""
Me too, that's why I'm addicted to them 
