23 Apr 2011, 8:46 am
23 Apr 2011, 8:47 am
all_white wrote:
Moog wrote:
I think this is what makes Lol cats so funny. It's obvious to me that if cats had the capability to speak or write, they would be mercurial communication geniuses.
*all_white purrs up to Moog and rubs against his leg nochalantly*
"when referring to an individual as a genius, the most correct plural is genii (that's three syllables). This is because genius is derived from Latin. It is the first-person masculine singular form of the word. The first-person masculine plural is genii."
*all_white purrs smugly away again*
It's obviously not my technical mastery of English that attracts the kitties to me.
23 Apr 2011, 8:48 am
wefunction wrote:
Yay! This thread is now on page 3, away from the fabio!! !
I notice how first you start accusing me of being the mod's pussy-cat, and then you start blaming the thread-killing on cats.
I see what's going on here. It's not very subtle.
If I'm a cat, then I'm clearly the thread-killer, aren't I?
Edit: has that cat left a poo in the middle of the kitchen floor, or is it a toy mouse?
23 Apr 2011, 9:01 am
23 Apr 2011, 9:04 am
It told so didn't I? Fabio has assumed catform!
23 Apr 2011, 9:36 am
23 Apr 2011, 9:40 am
Nah, you just favor cats above humans
23 Apr 2011, 9:45 am
wefunction wrote:
Cat Fabio is infinitely more fabulous than real fabio.
Real Fabio was quite frankly disgusting.
Cat Fabio is gorgeously strokeable.
Moog wrote:
It's obviously not my technical mastery of English that attracts the kitties to me.
Moog dear, you're missing the point.
I was demonstrating I am a kitty as per the definition above: I am inherently proficient in the area of grammar and sentence structure. So I must be your cat.
(I shouldn't have said that. Now everyone will be stalking me to watch out for my next speling misstake.)
23 Apr 2011, 10:11 am
Wallourdes wrote:
Nah, you just favor cats above humans
Just that human... and probably several others. lol
23 Apr 2011, 10:12 am
all_white wrote:
Moog dear, you're missing the point.
I was demonstrating I am a kitty as per the definition above: I am inherently proficient in the area of grammar and sentence structure. So I must be your cat.
I was demonstrating I am a kitty as per the definition above: I am inherently proficient in the area of grammar and sentence structure. So I must be your cat.
An aspie man is completely missing that a woman is flirting with him. Stop the presses!
23 Apr 2011, 12:17 pm
all_white wrote:
Moog wrote:
It's obviously not my technical mastery of English that attracts the kitties to me.
Moog dear, you're missing the point.
I was demonstrating I am a kitty as per the definition above: I am inherently proficient in the area of grammar and sentence structure. So I must be your cat.
Aha... I thought you were just having a cute pop at my erroneous ways.
Perhaps you're a cat in a human body or you were a cat in a former life (I am assuming you're not actually just a cat who can compute)
Moog sings 'I'm your Cat' to the tune of 'I'm Your Man'
Wanna get some kibble?
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(I shouldn't have said that. Now everyone will be stalking me to watch out for my next speling misstake.)
That's the thing about standards. Keep them high all the time and people come to expect it.
wefunction wrote:
An aspie man is completely missing that a woman is flirting with him. Stop the presses!
I think I'm getting better, I only miss 99% of it now.
23 Apr 2011, 12:42 pm
No kibble please!
I demand freshly-grilled chicken breast, presented to me three times a day. My standards are also high in the culinary department, and are entirely non-negotiable.
(Cat owners frequently require careful training until they grasp what is required of them by their pets).
23 Apr 2011, 1:09 pm
all_white wrote:
No kibble please!
I demand freshly-grilled chicken breast, presented to me three times a day. My standards are also high in the culinary department, and are entirely non-negotiable.
(Cat owners frequently require careful training until they grasp what is required of them by their pets).
I demand freshly-grilled chicken breast, presented to me three times a day. My standards are also high in the culinary department, and are entirely non-negotiable.
(Cat owners frequently require careful training until they grasp what is required of them by their pets).
Some cats eat better than I do...
23 Apr 2011, 2:05 pm
This is my neighbours cat Figgaro, I can't make up my mind whether to eat him or abduct him and take him in as my own. He always turns up when i've got fish. I don't even need to cook it I just need to open a tin of tuna and he appears. I like his style!
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