Aspielocks and the Three Bears

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To a Ctrl-Alt-Del in the machine you must do something crazy the machine
finds striping you clothes off rubbing a food such as lime jello on your body and
running down a street at high noon screeming "I'm the eggman" does the trick.

yes mastah, at noon tomorrow this will happen...phew thanks for the tip, any fate is better than ghosts in the frickign machine.
besides mr mark has turned up and he is kinda creeping me out a bit.

:pokes my post:

As soon as the clone came alive, it became evil, and strangled people in Illinois.

wait there is still more mileag in this story?

Nothing from here in Illinois, we are all busy being strangled by a pesky clone.

like it is a chore..being strangled right?

“Oh, now I remember,” thought Aspielocks, “I’m not supposed to eat those mushrooms.” Now, due to a convenient plot twist, Aspielocks was lost deep in the woods. It was dark and cold and she was starting to get a little hungry. “If I could find a hole in the tree canopy,” she thought, “I’ll know I could get a fix on north by looking at the stars.” Aspielocks walked around studying the tree canopy, and because she wasn’t watching where she was going, became more and more lost. Then, she came upon a clearing. She rushed out into the clearing and looked up, but the sky was cloudy! “Oh no, what’ll I do now!” she cried.

AspieLocks decide she must make a camp and wait till mourning and get her bearing
with the mourning sun. "I'm cold it would be nice if I had a fire". AspieLocks remembers how her father rubbed two stick together to make fire but that would be
hard work for a young girl. AspieLock decides she can use the wind to rub the stick together but she must bulid a windmill.Building a horizonal axis windmill that she must hand turn to start the windmill begins spinning fast. She hold a dry block of wood under the shaft of the windmill.

Finally, a fire! Luckily for Aspielocks the barn next to the house in the middle of the clearing was full of tools and building materials. Hmmm. Aspielocks thought hard for a minute. Then for another minute. “Eureka!” she exclaimed to herself. “If I could find a ladder in that barn, I could get up on the roof. From there I could surely spot a landmark or two.” The first ladder she found was a 30 footer. “Oh, this ladder is too long. I’m not nearly strong enough to handle it.” The next one she found was a stepladder. “Oh this ladder is too short, I couldn’t change a light bulb with it.” The next ladder she found was just right.

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Yes, it is a very time consuming chore. You should try it sometime. How about now? Really. I insist.

This is Highly illogical


P.S. live long and prosper

this story makes sense to aspies only..



suddenly aspeilocks discover moss gowing on a rolling stone.......nearby

she was so distracted by the moss she did not notice the bears that came up behind her and stole her...

(no one has mentioned bears yet)

but an off course rocket fired by hizbolah rebels hidign in the forest killed the 3 bears and all other bears in this forest had run away from the fighting, there is no credible way possible that this story can have any bears in it ever.