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06 Mar 2012, 8:20 pm

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AoB18unO7iA&list=LLNU7l8_tf7lInZb08EmM5Bw&feature=mh_lolz

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Aparently the government is purposely creating autistic people to work on the secret space program. :roll:

I have always wanted to be a better swimmer. Where do I sign?

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06 Mar 2012, 8:38 pm

MrXxx wrote:

MagicMeerkat wrote:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AoB18unO7iA&list=LLNU7l8_tf7lInZb08EmM5Bw&feature=mh_lolz

:roll:

Aparently the government is purposely creating autistic people to work on the secret space program. :roll:

I have always wanted to be a better swimmer. Where do I sign?

According to this Aaron McCollum dude, you sign up at the mental ward.

http://projectcamelotproductions.com/in ... lumII.html

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06 Mar 2012, 8:54 pm

This would explain my love of dolphins (I have worked with them before & been part of marine mammal rescues.). And how/why I learned to snorkel/scuba dive. (The SCUBA was darn hard I had panic attacks/ sensory overload & claustrophobia at first. My instructor let me retake the course for free, he saw how badly I wanted it. So I tried again. Finally went on to become Advanced Diver, etc.. Sorry for the digression).
But do I actually believe this? LOL. Are you kidding? As far as I am concerned that island that got blown up by the big eruption a few thousand years ago was Plato's Atlantis. Even looks like the description. Advanced civilization for that time, but nothing like "Super Science".
This idea is a lot of fun, I will have to admit to that!

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06 Mar 2012, 9:10 pm

MrXxx wrote:

MagicMeerkat wrote:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AoB18unO7iA&list=LLNU7l8_tf7lInZb08EmM5Bw&feature=mh_lolz

:roll:

Aparently the government is purposely creating autistic people to work on the secret space program. :roll:

I have always wanted to be a better swimmer. Where do I sign?

...I am going to have nightmares from this image.

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07 Mar 2012, 11:01 am

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*sigh* oh, so now Autistic people are dolphins? OK, I would like to believe that, but unfortunately I don't. Why can't these stupid dumbarses on the radio or newspapers or TV make up some sh** about people with Down's Syndrome instead of Autistic people all the time? Just for a change.

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I have no problems with people who have Down Syndrome. They're people like everybody else.

I was just being sarcastic. I have no problem with people who have Down's Syndrome no more than I have no problem with people on the spectrum.

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07 Mar 2012, 12:37 pm

On to something, but still far off. From my perspective it's quite obvious autists are a mix of humans and cats, not dolphins.

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07 Mar 2012, 12:47 pm

whovian_vinnie wrote:

On to something, but still far off. From my perspective it's quite obvious autists are a mix of humans and cats, not dolphins.

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Yer, that's quite true actually, in personality.

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07 Mar 2012, 1:30 pm

MagicMeerkat wrote:

I'm listning to Coast to Coast AM right now and there is this guy on there talking about the Alantians and how they tried to make a workforce by mixing human and animal DNA and aparenty there are desandants of these strange expirments.

There is no evidence for the existence of Atlantis or any cross-species interbreeding experiments.

MagicMeerkat wrote:

Bigfoot/Sasquach is the desandant of their attempt at trying to cross a human with a bear and their attempts at crossing dolphins and people are autistic people.

There is no evidence to support the existence of Bigfoot/Sasquatch. The people who "invented" the hoax have already admitted to it.

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This guy has a lot of crazy ideas and with all the theories about what causes autism...

Crazy ideas, indeed.

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07 Mar 2012, 2:21 pm

Handling aspies is like herding cats

I doubt we are the ideal workforce unless you want everyone to contract out from home, be on meds, and not form unions.......Oh wait........

Interesting to see theories of early advanced civilisations/aliens practising nation building techniques like genetic manipulation of humans for better work performance.....

Might catch on?

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07 Mar 2012, 3:08 pm

Surfman wrote:

... Interesting to see theories of early advanced civilisations/aliens practising nation building techniques like genetic manipulation of humans for better work performance..... Might catch on?

Golly! Someone may even invent a new literary genre just for this type of story!

What shall we call it?

Fantasy?

Science-Fiction?

Speculative Fiction?

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07 Mar 2012, 8:11 pm

Glub, Glub.
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Bubble, bubble.

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07 Mar 2012, 9:27 pm

I don't get sarcasm.

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07 Mar 2012, 10:20 pm

Dolphins produce way too much sperm for a human female

[Mod. edit: link to bestiality article redacted]

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07 Mar 2012, 10:32 pm

Surfman wrote:

Dolphins produce way too much sperm for a human female

[Mod. edit: link to bestiality article redacted]

Wtf did I just read?

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