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28 Dec 2006, 10:16 pm

diseased wrote:
K, so I'm on the beach and, for whatever reason, wearing a bikini when some dude walks up and wants to lotion me.
I think I'd be more confused than offended. Like, where the hell did this bikini come from and why is it on me? I think the offended bit would be my wife, in re: What the hell are you doing to my husband? And why is he wearing a bikini?

Were I female, I don't know that I'd be offended so much as extremely wary.


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28 Dec 2006, 10:59 pm

That depends if it's a certian member whom I admire who's doing it, or if it's a dirty stranger. :wink: :wink:



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29 Dec 2006, 1:07 am

immortalwarrior wrote:
i just wish there was some sort of prostitution that was legalized for guys like me who cant get laid or cant get dates who are considared to be ugly looking and get rejected by society their whole lives its just too bad that prostitution is illegal. Ive gotten so many offers for sex from hookres and prostitutes off craigs list but i turned them down all because its illegal but id give absolutely anything to get laid and im 22 and still a virgin i just cant stand it the way societies rules and laws are its just not f***ing fair i wish i was never born :@


There is nothing wrong with life long celibacy, it used to be the norm in western european society for men and women to be virgins until they got married. Also some never got married because they became monks, nuns or were journeymen or aprecentices. Something like 10% of the population never got married and most likely never had sexual relations.

Going to a prostitute is ultimately a cheap and unstasfing way to deal with your desires.



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29 Dec 2006, 5:27 am

I've changed my mind.

Anyone can rub suntan on me, I got sunburnt today because I missed heaps of spots.



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29 Dec 2006, 8:10 am

hale_bopp wrote:
I've changed my mind.

Anyone can rub suntan on me, I got sunburnt today because I missed heaps of spots.


Oooooh, me first, me first ! !! !

If I was on a beach and some hottie gal offered to rub lotion on me, I'd laugh out loud ! ! SAY WHAT?? But that's totally unrealistic, as the Missus is always with me when we're at the beach, and I've had so many skin cancers, I DON'T LAY THERE. But it would still be funny, in an absurd way ...

Is that the spot, Hale deary??


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29 Dec 2006, 11:13 am

en_una_isla wrote:
Omg, yes, would I be offended!! ! I'd also be scared to death! I'd want to leave the beach right then and there.


I second that opinion, although I would say creeped out more than offended.



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18 Jan 2007, 1:45 pm

immortalwarrior wrote:
i just wish there was some sort of prostitution that was legalized for guys like me who cant get laid or cant get dates who are considared to be ugly looking and get rejected by society their whole lives its just too bad that prostitution is illegal. Ive gotten so many offers for sex from hookres and prostitutes off craigs list but i turned them down all because its illegal but id give absolutely anything to get laid and im 22 and still a virgin i just cant stand it the way societies rules and laws are its just not f***ing fair i wish i was never born :@


Go to Clark County in Neveda, or SOB, Tiajuana.


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18 Jan 2007, 2:05 pm

*cold going on spine*

Some guy to put lotion on me!? Answer would go like: "No, i don't need. Please, move bit, you are blocking sun. Oh, no shadows on me? Don't you get that it meant that you should go away?"



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18 Jan 2007, 2:06 pm

I guess it would depend on how cute she is, if she was ugly I'd just leave, but if she was good looking I would freeze in amazement.



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18 Jan 2007, 2:29 pm

ahayes wrote:
I guess it would depend on how cute she is, if she was ugly I'd just leave, but if she was good looking I would freeze in amazement.


What the hell are you doing wearing a bikini in this hypothetical scenario? 8O



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18 Jan 2007, 2:32 pm

janicka wrote:
ahayes wrote:
I guess it would depend on how cute she is, if she was ugly I'd just leave, but if she was good looking I would freeze in amazement.


What the hell are you doing wearing a bikini in this hypothetical scenario? 8O


I was assuming the question was gender independent, I should have paid more attention.