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11 Mar 2007, 9:43 pm

I sentence you to be tied to a post in the middle of the field, to be kicked by grasshoppers.

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11 Mar 2007, 11:23 pm

I sentence you to declaw 53 Siberian tigers.

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12 Mar 2007, 6:50 am

I sentence you to immortality at the center of the planet.

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12 Mar 2007, 7:11 am

I sentence you to a lifetime of 14k internet connections.

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12 Mar 2007, 7:18 am

neurodeviant wrote:

I sentence you to a lifetime of 14k internet connections.

14000 internet connections? Awesome! Even if they all run at 56kbps I could still haul ass.

I sentence you to a life of neuro submission.

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12 Mar 2007, 2:58 pm

I sentence you to live on the Earth.

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12 Mar 2007, 3:04 pm

I sentence you to all your nuts turning into Rocky Mountain Oysters.

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12 Mar 2007, 3:15 pm

I sentence you to a lifetime of using IE6.

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12 Mar 2007, 3:32 pm

I sentence you to a lifetime of using windows ME.

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12 Mar 2007, 3:38 pm

I sentence you to drink a glass of sandpaper soda and wash it down with two seagull sandwiches.

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12 Mar 2007, 7:07 pm

I sentence you to 1 day without wrongplanet.

Yotsuba wrote:

I sentence you to jump around on the moon! (Bring me back a rock)

Here is your rock.
*throws rock in Yotsuba's face*
*Yotsuba cries*

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12 Mar 2007, 7:27 pm

I sentence you to me immortal while recieving an eternal medieval stoning for throwing a rock at Yotsuba.

I hug Yotsuba.

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12 Mar 2007, 7:54 pm

i sentence you to take all of my classes until my midterm exams. you're gonna love english...muah ha ha ha! hee hee hoo!

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