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05 Jan 2015, 2:21 am

your hippocampus has dissgreeable taste in pinot noir.

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05 Jan 2015, 2:24 am

your uvula dangles

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05 Jan 2015, 10:17 pm

your zippedy-doo-dahs have regained an impeccably screamworthy faux-luster.

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05 Jan 2015, 10:19 pm

You flap-handed waffle-smacker, you!

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05 Jan 2015, 10:25 pm

your medulla oblongata is too shy to show itself in public.

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05 Jan 2015, 10:35 pm

Keep it up, Sugar Lips, and I'll put you through the meat grinder.

(Sugar Lips was the nickname my dad gave to one of his better milk customers, when he was still driving the milk truck. His profession was as a butcher. This guy loved to give everybody a hard time. He'd dish it out on dad, and dad would dish it right back. However, when dad got sick for the last time with liver cancer, he was right there with whatever mom or dad needed, when it came to food. When dad died, he was the first to volunteer as a pall bearer and helped mom with a side of beef or the backside of a pig until he got sick.)

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05 Jan 2015, 10:38 pm

^^^
sugarlips sounded alright :thumleft:
anyways-
your philtrum is concave.

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05 Jan 2015, 10:41 pm

Manifold, you ole sheep-herder!

Manifold was another of dad's better milk customers. He could also dish it out, and dad would disk it right back. Manifold ran a sheep farm, As kids, my brothers and I were fascinated by his dog, a border collie (no Surprise there).

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05 Jan 2015, 10:50 pm

^^^
manifold is another real man :thumleft:

anyways-
your pylorus is pyloric.

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05 Jan 2015, 11:10 pm

"I wouldn't say you're old, but who else remembers when Baskin and Robbins only had two flavors of ice cream?"

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05 Jan 2015, 11:18 pm

you 2-legged 2-armed biped you!

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05 Jan 2015, 11:19 pm

Your sister's mustache is thicker than yours.

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05 Jan 2015, 11:20 pm

your pupils are holey

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05 Jan 2015, 11:21 pm

Your nose looks like a burned strawberry.

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05 Jan 2015, 11:22 pm

your pores are tiny.

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05 Jan 2015, 11:23 pm

Your toenails look uneven through those boots.

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