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19 Mar 2007, 6:03 am

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The Great Cat God will DESTROY cake and this petty church.



The Infinite Father is above the great cat god, the god of pie and the god of cake


The Great Cat God is all powerful, invincible, and vastly superior to all other gods (NO EXCEPTIONS, not even garlic, and especially not the infinite father).

The Great Cat God will punish you for not capitalizing Her name.


I remember there being a similar disagreement over the Infinite Father and bhaal once.... guess who won :D


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19 Mar 2007, 6:04 am

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Ahayes save us!


Our prayers are answered.


Worship me not, for I will not save you. Worship The Great Cat God so that He may find you worthy of entertaining Him a little longer.



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19 Mar 2007, 6:05 am

ahayes wrote:
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The Great Cat God will DESTROY cake and this petty church.



The Infinite Father is above the great cat god, the god of pie and the god of cake


The Great Cat God is all powerful, invincible, and vastly superior to all other gods (NO EXCEPTIONS, not even garlic, and especially not the infinite father).

The Great Cat God will punish you for not capitalizing Her name.

HA! I know your CAT DEVIL's WEAKNESS!


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19 Mar 2007, 6:06 am

Aspie_for_the_Lord wrote:
ahayes wrote:
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ahayes wrote:
The Great Cat God will DESTROY cake and this petty church.



The Infinite Father is above the great cat god, the god of pie and the god of cake


The Great Cat God is all powerful, invincible, and vastly superior to all other gods (NO EXCEPTIONS, not even garlic, and especially not the infinite father).

The Great Cat God will punish you for not capitalizing Her name.


I remember there being a similar disagreement over the Infinite Father and bhaal once.... guess who won :D


The Great Cat God won.



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19 Mar 2007, 6:08 am

T-rav20 wrote:
ahayes wrote:
Aspie_for_the_Lord wrote:
ahayes wrote:
The Great Cat God will DESTROY cake and this petty church.



The Infinite Father is above the great cat god, the god of pie and the god of cake


The Great Cat God is all powerful, invincible, and vastly superior to all other gods (NO EXCEPTIONS, not even garlic, and especially not the infinite father).

The Great Cat God will punish you for not capitalizing Her name.

HA! I know your CAT DEVIL's WEAKNESS!


Cats are, by definition, good. It is therefore contradictory for the word 'cat' and 'devil' to be adjacent to each-other thus all such sentences that meet the specified criteria are null and void.



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19 Mar 2007, 6:09 am

I cuddle the cat god.



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19 Mar 2007, 6:10 am

ahayes wrote:
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ahayes wrote:
Aspie_for_the_Lord wrote:
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The Great Cat God will DESTROY cake and this petty church.



The Infinite Father is above the great cat god, the god of pie and the god of cake


The Great Cat God is all powerful, invincible, and vastly superior to all other gods (NO EXCEPTIONS, not even garlic, and especially not the infinite father).

The Great Cat God will punish you for not capitalizing Her name.


I remember there being a similar disagreement over the Infinite Father and bhaal once.... guess who won :D


The Great Cat God won.


Nope,

anyway, how would the 'great' kitten, pie or cake help us? if all they have is infinite power and immortality, then they are still not god. they do not have all the qualities of godhood, if they did they WOULD be the Infinite Father....


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19 Mar 2007, 6:11 am

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I cuddle the cat god.


The Great Cat God attacks your face for not capitalizing Her name and not including "The" and "Great".



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19 Mar 2007, 6:11 am

ahayes wrote:
T-rav20 wrote:
ahayes wrote:
Aspie_for_the_Lord wrote:
ahayes wrote:
The Great Cat God will DESTROY cake and this petty church.



The Infinite Father is above the great cat god, the god of pie and the god of cake


The Great Cat God is all powerful, invincible, and vastly superior to all other gods (NO EXCEPTIONS, not even garlic, and especially not the infinite father).

The Great Cat God will punish you for not capitalizing Her name.

HA! I know your CAT DEVIL's WEAKNESS!


Cats are, by definition, good. It is therefore contradictory for the word 'cat' and 'devil' to be adjacent to each-other thus all such sentences that meet the specified criteria are null and void.


You keep on switching the cat's sex. :roll:

There are a number of weaknesses I can think of offhand:

The scruff on the back of the neck.

Catnip.

Mice.

A bit of string.

Water.


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19 Mar 2007, 6:12 am

ahayes wrote:
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I cuddle the cat god.


The Great Cat God attacks your face for not capitalizing Her name and not including "The" and "Great".


Face? calandales don't have faces.



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19 Mar 2007, 6:13 am

Aspie_for_the_Lord wrote:
ahayes wrote:
Aspie_for_the_Lord wrote:
ahayes wrote:
Aspie_for_the_Lord wrote:
ahayes wrote:
The Great Cat God will DESTROY cake and this petty church.



The Infinite Father is above the great cat god, the god of pie and the god of cake


The Great Cat God is all powerful, invincible, and vastly superior to all other gods (NO EXCEPTIONS, not even garlic, and especially not the infinite father).

The Great Cat God will punish you for not capitalizing Her name.


I remember there being a similar disagreement over the Infinite Father and bhaal once.... guess who won :D


The Great Cat God won.


Nope,


The Great Cat God won merely by declaring victory. To prove otherwise would create a contradiction that would end all existence.



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19 Mar 2007, 6:14 am

ahayes wrote:
T-rav20 wrote:
ahayes wrote:
Aspie_for_the_Lord wrote:
ahayes wrote:
The Great Cat God will DESTROY cake and this petty church.



The Infinite Father is above the great cat god, the god of pie and the god of cake


The Great Cat God is all powerful, invincible, and vastly superior to all other gods (NO EXCEPTIONS, not even garlic, and especially not the infinite father).

The Great Cat God will punish you for not capitalizing Her name.

HA! I know your CAT DEVIL's WEAKNESS!


Cats are, by definition, good. It is therefore contradictory for the word 'cat' and 'devil' to be adjacent to each-other thus all such sentences that meet the specified criteria are null and void.

CATS are spiteful creatures THEREFORE they are NOT Good. Bring your CAT DEVIL here, I have enough chocolate to SLAUGHTER a THOUSAND CAT DEVILS.


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19 Mar 2007, 6:17 am

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You keep on switching the cat's sex. :roll:

There are a number of weaknesses I can think of offhand:

The scruff on the back of the neck.

Catnip.

Mice.

A bit of string.

Water.


The Great Cat God is both male and female, and neither male nor female.

The Great Cat God can is immune to these weaknesses.



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19 Mar 2007, 6:18 am

T-rav20 wrote:
ahayes wrote:
T-rav20 wrote:
ahayes wrote:
Aspie_for_the_Lord wrote:
ahayes wrote:
The Great Cat God will DESTROY cake and this petty church.



The Infinite Father is above the great cat god, the god of pie and the god of cake


The Great Cat God is all powerful, invincible, and vastly superior to all other gods (NO EXCEPTIONS, not even garlic, and especially not the infinite father).

The Great Cat God will punish you for not capitalizing Her name.

HA! I know your CAT DEVIL's WEAKNESS!


Cats are, by definition, good. It is therefore contradictory for the word 'cat' and 'devil' to be adjacent to each-other thus all such sentences that meet the specified criteria are null and void.

CATS are spiteful creatures THEREFORE they are NOT Good. Bring your CAT DEVIL here, I have enough chocolate to SLAUGHTER a THOUSAND CAT DEVILS.


That statement is contradictory to what The Great Cat God has declared and MUST be false.



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19 Mar 2007, 6:19 am

ahayes wrote:
Aspie_for_the_Lord wrote:
ahayes wrote:
Aspie_for_the_Lord wrote:
ahayes wrote:
Aspie_for_the_Lord wrote:
ahayes wrote:
The Great Cat God will DESTROY cake and this petty church.



The Infinite Father is above the great cat god, the god of pie and the god of cake


The Great Cat God is all powerful, invincible, and vastly superior to all other gods (NO EXCEPTIONS, not even garlic, and especially not the infinite father).

The Great Cat God will punish you for not capitalizing Her name.


I remember there being a similar disagreement over the Infinite Father and bhaal once.... guess who won :D


The Great Cat God won.


Nope,


The Great Cat God won merely by declaring victory. To prove otherwise would create a contradiction that would end all existence.


Is that all it takes? Excellent! The proof is coming.



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19 Mar 2007, 6:21 am

ahayes wrote:
T-rav20 wrote:
ahayes wrote:
T-rav20 wrote:
ahayes wrote:
Aspie_for_the_Lord wrote:
ahayes wrote:
The Great Cat God will DESTROY cake and this petty church.



The Infinite Father is above the great cat god, the god of pie and the god of cake


The Great Cat God is all powerful, invincible, and vastly superior to all other gods (NO EXCEPTIONS, not even garlic, and especially not the infinite father).

The Great Cat God will punish you for not capitalizing Her name.

HA! I know your CAT DEVIL's WEAKNESS!


Cats are, by definition, good. It is therefore contradictory for the word 'cat' and 'devil' to be adjacent to each-other thus all such sentences that meet the specified criteria are null and void.

CATS are spiteful creatures THEREFORE they are NOT Good. Bring your CAT DEVIL here, I have enough chocolate to SLAUGHTER a THOUSAND CAT DEVILS.


That statement is contradictory to what The Great Cat God has declared and MUST be false.

HA!, NOW I know your WEAKNESS AS WELL! CAKE SHALL PREVAIL!


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